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New Business Idea #13155652 05/16/19 01:21 AM
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Ok so my Urban X space exploitation idea is not taking off as well as I would like. I think over all I received about $15 in potential financing.

But this one is a true winner...

Heres the idea. I believe pretty much all lakes in Texas are created by man made dams. People then spend money to buy houses on these man made lakes (but in reality these land owners did not pay for the dam that created the lake). Now say this dam built many years ago suddenly fails. Now these lake front land owners are mud front land owners. Of course this could not be their fault and someone else needs to pay for their investment that did not go as planned. This is were Urban Insurance comes in! Yup, buy as much lake front property as you want! If the dam fails, Urban Insurance will have your back. Just post here if you are interested in quotes.


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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Urban Fisher] #13155660 05/16/19 01:27 AM
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Can I bundle and save?


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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13155662 05/16/19 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan90210 ☮
Can I bundle and save?

Of course! Im even thinking of stock market insurance. Who wants to invest with not knowing what the future may hold? With Urban Insurance...again we have your back! Buy all the crazy stocks you want and if you lose money, well sue the government.


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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Urban Fisher] #13155664 05/16/19 01:34 AM
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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Urban Fisher] #13155669 05/16/19 01:40 AM
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What about my slingshot investment?
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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Urban Fisher] #13155672 05/16/19 01:43 AM
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Does Urban insurance cover student loan debt? In case after getting your 200k degree in art you can only find work as a cashier at Hobby Lobby?


Originally Posted By: junbengreat
Pulled a gun on his dryer and they caught a bunch of fish.
Re: New Business Idea [Re: outfishdya] #13155674 05/16/19 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by outfishdya
What about my slingshot investment?
Don't Martha Stewart me

With your $5 commitment you are now a 1/3 owner! Just think of the Woz and Apple. Dont lose faith yet. Youll become a billionaire as promised...it just may not happen in your lifetime. But your great, great grandchildren will thank you.


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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Dan90210 ☮] #13155681 05/16/19 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan90210 ☮
Does Urban insurance cover student loan debt? In case after getting your 200k degree in art you can only find work as a cashier at Hobby Lobby?

Yes. What we do is fake your death. Then we create a new identity for you. Just think, you keep the knowledge you learned without the life long student loan payment. Im also working on I-got-married-and-had-kids insurance.


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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Urban Fisher] #13155776 05/16/19 03:47 AM
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Will you offer insurance for insurance claims that my insurance might refuse to pay? Kind of like a hedge insurance for insurance?

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Does the Got married and had kids insurance acept existing conditions? I only have 3 kids as of now.



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Originally Posted by Sawhorse
Will you offer insurance for insurance claims that my insurance might refuse to pay? Kind of like a hedge insurance for insurance?

Most definitely! This is called our reinsurance program. We have state of the art offices with all kinds of fancy office equipment. Just provide us with a copy of your rejection notice and we use a copy machine to convert it to an approval notice. Then we send this document to the home office of your insurance company and they will send you a check. Most insurance companies are so bureaucratic they will never check back with the branch office. So you will get the check you need and your rates will not go up.


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Re: New Business Idea [Re: outfishdya] #13155793 05/16/19 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by outfishdya
Does the Got married and had kids insurance acept existing conditions? I only have 3 kids as of now.

For sure! Shoot, have as many bastard children as you would like. This will work similar to our student loan forgiveness policies. However since the kids and their mothers may recognize you at some point in time, we suggest a relocation. How do you feel about living in South America? The living is cheap and weather is always nice.


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Mix in a slingshot or catapult, and this is a winner. Do I even have to own a mud front lot to apply? What if I was considering a mud front lot? Would that work?

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Re: New Business Idea [Re: Urban Fisher] #13155890 05/16/19 12:01 PM
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