Big Fish-Truck, shoulders, or donkey
Boater running too fast- Ricky Rodeo
Shallow water- skinny water, knee deep to a tadpole
Muddy water-chocolate milk

Fishing gloves = "bitch mittens "

Cover and structure...that could be a fun rabbit hole to run down with him

Deformed fish = DERP
Bass = Green Trout

Difference between �lake� and � �reservoir�. Isn�t a lake also called pond by some fishermen?

The small males = Tight-eyed bank runner

Big Fish= "Ol Moe"

Sled - A big, heavy slow moving boat.
"Pulled my skirt down!" When a big old bass hits so fast and hard and either breaks off or pulls free before you have any time to even react.

Tournament Jersey = Scare shirt

Make that slow moving boat a lead sled.

And when a bass gets away with your soft plastic---"she stole my chicken". If you use scent sprays, " add gravy to the chicken"

Lay down is a hawg log
Big fish is ole Walter
Soft plastics is fishin with Crickets
Where did ya catch them: in da mouth

If you don't catch em, you weren't holding your mouth right. You might also use the term professional over run, although I've never had one myself... Reeds are tulees out west (two-lees). And widow maker for a big stump. Rat for a little fish and bucket mouth for a big one.