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01/15/19 09:09 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
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Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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01/15/19 09:23 PM
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RATZ
Activity Coordinator
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Re: joke attempt
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01/15/19 10:24 PM
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T Bird
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Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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01/15/19 10:48 PM
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Bob Davis
Bunkeroid Bob
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Bunkeroid Bob
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Ruh-roh. Busted.. 
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01/16/19 12:11 AM
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bill oxner
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#13030890
01/16/19 12:28 AM
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DanDaBald
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Give a man enough rope and sure enough - he'll hang himself.
Good one.......
 NEVER FORGET 9/11/2001
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Re: joke attempt
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01/16/19 05:53 AM
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Bee'z
honey boo boo
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honey boo boo
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Has E done anything stupid lately?
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