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 Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 07:13 PM
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Tneel
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How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron
How did she burn the other side?
They called back
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 07:16 PM
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OldCrow
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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Baby seal walks into a club...
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: OldCrow]
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01/11/19 07:20 PM
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Frank the Tank
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Baby seal walks into a club... 
Jesus loves all of us
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 07:35 PM
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Posts: 10,281
Siberman
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Helen Keller at a horror movie : she screamed her hands off .
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 07:45 PM
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1ShotNoKills
OP
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OP
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Want to hear a joke about paper?
Nevermind it's tearable.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 07:55 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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How did NASA learn that Christa Mcauliffe had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders.
Last edited by elcoyote, esq.; 01/11/19 08:05 PM. Reason: NASA
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: ko bass attack 27]
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01/11/19 08:03 PM
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Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,663
TexasZman
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...
...employed as a car mechanic? Jack
...at the edge of a sharp drop off? Cliff
...in the shallow end of the pool? Wade
...in the deep end of the pool? Bob
What do you call twins, nailed on each side of a window? Curt and Rod
Be Inspired, Inspire those around you.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 08:23 PM
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rj74955
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Peanut
peanut who?
Pee, nut, your pants are on fire.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: UGLYSHCTICK]
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01/11/19 10:24 PM
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Posts: 3,907
Topwater2
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And the other brother in the hot tub....stew. What's the guys name sitting on the front porch with no arms and no legs.
Matt And his brother with no arms and no legs in the sink is....... Duane
FishKen
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
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01/11/19 10:36 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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He obviously doesn’t exist, because if he did, this thread wouldn’t. Hard way to live partner, even harder way to die. Hope you learn the truth.
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed.
Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: Frank the Tank]
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01/11/19 10:37 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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I’m sorry you feel that way bud. Sometimes people hurt us and it skews our view of God. I know I’ve been through a lot. Jesus has helped me through it. I’ll pray for you Tricky.  Amen Frank.
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed.
Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 11:55 PM
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Gourdbuster
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Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because it's dead.
“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
We're all part of the same compost heap.
We're the all singing, all dancing [censored] of the world.â€
-Chuck Palahniuk
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: OldCrow]
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01/11/19 11:57 PM
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Dfitz
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"Nice Guy"
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Baby seal walks into a club... I really hope this becomes a thing again.
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart ![[Linked Image]](https://bulk-share.slickpic.com/album/share/3myzymTUjTUxL5/14007358.0/400/p/fullsizeoutput_5ff.jpg)
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 11:57 PM
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Westside.
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It's a horrible joke thread, couple of you need to lighten up, just sayn
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: GIG'EM AGGIES]
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01/12/19 12:14 AM
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Posts: 50,892
Trickster
Super Freak
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Super Freak
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I’m sorry you feel that way bud. Sometimes people hurt us and it skews our view of God. I know I’ve been through a lot. Jesus has helped me through it. I’ll pray for you Tricky. Amen Frank. You read way to much into this. I love Jesus.
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