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 Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 2014NITROZ-7]
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01/11/19 04:26 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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Mr.Cast,I still think your jokes are better. Dang that was easier to say than I thought it would be. I admittedly named this thread "Horrible joke Friday" not "Joke Friday" That's the only difference
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 04:34 PM
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CCTX
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Two blondes are on opposite sides of the street
One yells over to the other "Hey, how do you get to the other side"
The other yells back "You're already there!"
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: bill oxner]
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01/11/19 04:34 PM
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ou.sooner
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Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for Oklahoma!
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 04:55 PM
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RO519
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
Fightin' Texas Aggie '14 ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgflip.com/cw3ql.gif) ![[Linked Image]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6b/Houston-Astros-Logo.svg/150px-Houston-Astros-Logo.svg.png)
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: RO519]
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01/11/19 04:58 PM
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RATZ
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law. best one so far
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: Trickster]
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01/11/19 05:00 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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He obviously doesnt exist, because if he did, this thread wouldnt.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 05:03 PM
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Rob W.
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What do you get when you combine a groundhog with an aggie football player?
Six more weeks of bad football.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: Trickster]
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01/11/19 05:06 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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I wouldn't call that a joke.
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed.
Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 05:15 PM
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Nickbyrd
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Why cant flash keep a gf?
Hes the fastest man on the planet...
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 05:20 PM
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rj74955
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What did the sign say at the out of business brothel?
Beat it, we are closed.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: BCBassCat]
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01/11/19 05:25 PM
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Siberman
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What's the guys name sitting on the front porch with no arms and no legs.
Matt Nailed to the wall = Art . Fell outta the boat = Bob .
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: Siberman]
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01/11/19 05:29 PM
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Siberman
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Ever see Helen Keller's dog ?
Neither did she .
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
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01/11/19 05:39 PM
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Cast
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What do you get when you combine a doorbell and a bumble bee?
A real hum dinger!
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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