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Horrible joke Friday
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01/11/19 02:55 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 34,691
1ShotNoKills
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OP
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025611
01/11/19 02:58 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 12,111
BCBassCat
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What's the guys name sitting on the front porch with no arms and no legs.
Matt
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025614
01/11/19 02:59 PM
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Joined: Mar 2015
Posts: 12,124
UGLYSHCTICK
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Cedric the Entertainer, Jack the ripper .......Dan the Man
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: BCBassCat]
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01/11/19 03:00 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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What's the guys name sitting on the front porch with no arms and no legs.
Matt And his brother with no arms and no legs in the sink is....... Duane
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025629
01/11/19 03:12 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,579
Arkansas10 bass
TFF Celebrity
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It was all so different before everything changed.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025639
01/11/19 03:21 PM
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Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 9,446
SgtDag
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TFF Celebrity
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What is a ducks favorite drug?
Quack
"If you're going through hell keep going." Winston Churchill I open mouth kiss my sisters
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025640
01/11/19 03:21 PM
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 3,067
bill oxner
TFF Team Angler
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First female president.
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the first woman as President of the United States, and she is from Oklahoma!
A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father back in Oklahoma and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said. Dad says,"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"OH, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by one of the best designers in N.Y."
"Honey, Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals are salt-free."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on Jan. 20th arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of the new President are seated in the front row.
The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible, being sworn in? The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for Oklahoma!
The birds and the guides follow mr out
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025641
01/11/19 03:21 PM
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Posts: 12,124
UGLYSHCTICK
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What did Jeffery Dahmer ask Loraina Bobbet ?
Hey,You gonna eat that?
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: bill oxner]
#13025656
01/11/19 03:33 PM
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Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,539
dkershen
Extreme Angler
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Extreme Angler
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Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for Oklahoma!
OK.. that made me laugh.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025662
01/11/19 03:43 PM
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Joined: May 2011
Posts: 34,691
1ShotNoKills
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OP
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025666
01/11/19 03:47 PM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214
Cast
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TFF Guru
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Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025672
01/11/19 03:54 PM
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Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 14,800
Westside.
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025673
01/11/19 03:55 PM
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Joined: May 2010
Posts: 4,761
2014NITROZ-7
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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Mr.Cast,I still think your jokes are better. Dang that was easier to say than I thought it would be.
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025688
01/11/19 04:06 PM
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Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 32,920
Scagnetti
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
That ones dedicated to Derek...
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Re: Horrible joke Friday
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#13025696
01/11/19 04:16 PM
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Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 27,405
Der Vorsteher
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Why was the toilet paper not able to cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Team Wolfs
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