So I did some shopping today after getting an injection in my knee and going by and checking in on my parents.
I needed a few pair of jeans so I bought some Levi's that I thought were just regular old jeans. I didn't want relaxed fit since I'm a thin fella so I got slim fit thinking they were the normal fitting jeans for slim guys. My wife took the photo so don't beat me up over that. Did I just freakin' buy some ghey skinny jeans?

Those are borderline ghey skinny jeans.

Absolutely.

LoL really? You need to ask?

Looks great. Why no head shot?

Those will be ok if you don�t overwash or overstarch them

But they are soooo comfortable.
If loving them is wrong I don't wannabe right.

Celebrate your thinness. But if it were me I would probably take them back.

Just put your hair in a man bun and everything will be fine.

My wife wears jeans like that with a nice pair of wedges and a tank top.

If you had some 32 degree drawers on under them you wouldn't care about the jeans.

TRUTH^

Just seems like a weak attempt to show everyone you lost some weight. There's a seperate forum for that now. We already had to endure this with mark perry a few years ago. What's next, you gonna go all Chris Chris on us and gripe to us about paying taxes in the high end bracket?

Go ahead and make cutoffs outta them

And a quick psycho analysis on that shirt says that's it's always worn by a borderline narcissist

Nothing wrong with those. They look good. I have a couple pairs of slimmys. Expensive but the best jeans out there for a thin guy.

If you have to ask you already know the answer.

Why is there a guys face on your shirt. I would be concerned with that. If they were shorts, I couldn't tell you if they were too short or not, you'd have to ask DaveDave about that.

Do you know who that is?

Bill Murray?

Thanks TexBob

Couldn't see your feet but are wearing these shoes?

Those are the absolute gayest, most gay, super gayed up britches of all time.

Other than that, they�re not too bad.

Gay, take them back, you shouldn't have to ask.

Yes i did know. I might wipe my azz with it but that is it.

He's not ghey, he's just metro.

Bob, I don�t get serious very often. If that is indeed Bill Murray, then you will do no such thing. He is probably the greatest actor of all time. He shall be treated with the highest level of respect that can be offered to our greatest Americans.

Did you pick those up over in College Station? It's pretty close to you.

Is it because of "What About Bob?"

I think it�s one of those cases where a woman asks...�Does this dress make me look fat?� Answer, no your fat makes you look fat. In this case...�Do these jeans make me look gay?�. No it�s your gayness that makes you look gay.

Yes, I am still upset about that. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and So am I.

You'd be a popular dude in Austin with those on.

Would

Tough crowd

No where in my post did I say I recently lost weight.
I said I needed some NEW jeans.
I've been buying relaxed fit for years and thought maybe they were too loose in the legs.
Nothing to do with my waistline.
I don't know about Mark posting outside of sports but he's a good guy and you should probably just stick with insulting me. After all, I ask for it.

Are you talking about that ghey FTO site? That place got shut down. Of course you know that.

I believe he is, only Q's hung out there

Bill Murray has been organizing charity events for years.
Someone suggested that since not everyone could attend the events maybe he could lend his likeness for a tshirt to be sold with a portion of the proceeds going to his charity and he agreed.
So if you see someone wearing a tshirt with Bill Murray on it their is a good chance they wanted to donate to the charity.

Well Ok then, I was only poking a little fun. No real hate there.

No.
My knee surgery team are at Southwest Sports Medicine in Waco.
My parents live in Woodway.
I do any business I need to do in person in Waco when I can so I can spend time with my folks.
Someday they'll be gone and I don't want to be one of those sons who regret not spending time with them when I can.

Is that a man's face on your chest?

This has already been addressed

so the village people are making a comeback?

Don't wear those jeans when you go see them. You don't want their last memory of you to be wondering why you were wearing ghey skinny jeans.

I have no opinion on this topic since my wife wears the jeans at my house.

That's hip denim. A lot of people are rocking Powerbottom Jeans these days.

So...powerbottom is a good thing?
Would I be expected to twerk?

If it wasn't for that bum knee you could be a skill player for the OT football team. The offensive line positions are all filled.

In some circles, it's the best thing. It's like when a foodie describes something as having exquisite mouthfeel. That's how those aforementioned circles think of Powerbottom Jeans.

As far as the twerking - you're going to need much bigger jeans. And you're going to really need to fill them out to do it right...or so I'm told.

Those are NOT skinny jeans

Based on the photo/meme below you I agree.

Is that Oxner on your t-shirt?

worst hump day thread ever.

I think it's Bob Davis.
Pre tactical vision, of course.

and a fanny pack

Don't the olds wear fanny packs?

No it's the young crowd so they can keep their over priced Apple phones in them.

Jeans are good - the shirt - not so much.

Jeans are fine but you need a new shirt to go with them.

Academy has a good deal on some shirts right now that would be PERFECT for you!

I�m very glad I pointed out the back of that shirt.

#MeToo

lol

it was funny enough with just the front and the product reviews. The back really put it over the top


I definitely want to see a picture of IcePick wearing one of those with his new jeans, maybe throwing a horn's up gang sign

I just hope that Bill Murray takes a dump in Tactical Bobs van.

I�m not allowed to post on this thread

I think bell bottoms would more represent your personality.

You buy it, I'll try it.
I ain't skeert to put on an aggy shirt for a laugh. Especially one that is that ridiculously comical.
I started this thread poking fun at myself for a laugh and I definitely got a few laughs out of it.

Great thread.

I think you're right.
I also think you're 40 years in my past but that's okay.
It still feels like yesterday in my heart.
Best I could do on short notice-circa 1979.

allright
allright
allright

Wait how old are you? I thought you were a young for some reason.

And what are you wearing today?

When ya' think a thread can devolve no further

I wanna know who Icepick is in that picture.

buttcuts and bellbottoms should make a comeback

That photo looks like it could be a doobie brothers albumn cover from around '75

Okay okay let me wake up jeez.
I'm the white haired guy in the middle. I turned 15 late '78 and the photo was taken early spring of '79.
Left to right;
Lead guitar
Rhythm guitar
Lead singer & keys
Bass player
Drummer
The photo wasn't for an album cover but was for promotional purposes.
The day the posters went up kids would wait until store clerks had their back turned and pull them off the wall and run. I swear it on everything I hold dear. Dang fools thought we were headed for the big time and they'd have a piece of history to show off. The reason the photo is of poor quality is that 30 years after the concert someone found the poster in their parents attic and took a iPhone photo of it. None of us had ever seen the actual poster or had a photo copy. And yes, I'm a young. I still haven't grown up or decided what I want to do with my life at 55.

From a woman's perspective, I do not like guys who wear skinny leg jeans. Wear the boot cut or something that looks manly, lol. Otherwise, you look like Twiggy's twin brother, lol.

what was the groups name?

are you Bugs Henderson?

Since your "affiliation" is already known...just complete the outfit and show that school pride

Judging from the responses in this thread I'd get a more positive response wearing one of those shirts than the one I had on.

Chive on

Get a longer T-shirt.