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 Another thinking mans joke
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12/01/18 08:58 PM
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So, this guy had failed his drivers license exam four times. On his fifth try, the exasperated tester said Im just gonna ask you one question.
Imagine you are driving on a mountain road. On the left is a mountain, on the right is a canyon. As you come around a curve, suddenly right in front of you an old man is in the left lane and a young boy is in the right lane. What do you hit?
The guy thought for a second and said the old man.
WRONG! Scowled the tester. Wrong every time. Every stinking test, wrong.
Well what should I hit? Asked the guy.
How about the brakes dumbarse?
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Another thinking mans joke
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12/01/18 08:58 PM
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Re: Another thinking mans joke
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12/01/18 09:02 PM
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I was pleasantly surprised.
I give it a...
D+
This thread needs more cowbell ... ![[Linked Image]](http://gryphonfootball.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/th_more_cowbell.gif)
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Re: Another thinking mans joke
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12/01/18 10:31 PM
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Re: Another thinking mans joke
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12/01/18 10:37 PM
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Ok, things are looking up.
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Re: Another thinking mans joke
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12/01/18 10:38 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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