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 Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
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08/03/18 11:26 PM
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Westside.
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly. I posted a good one last week but it went adios in about 5 minutes
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
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08/04/18 12:51 AM
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bloo_rainger
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly. I did and you pissed all over it.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: bloo_rainger]
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08/04/18 04:08 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly. I did and you pissed all over it. I'm so sorry. Please try again.
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
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08/05/18 02:05 AM
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Big Possum
TFF Team Angler
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Would some one PM me the pic?
NONONONO...just kidding
Last edited by Big Possum; 08/05/18 02:06 AM.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
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08/05/18 02:30 AM
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Bob Davis
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Bunkeroid Bob
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I liked it. I got some mileage out of it today.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
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08/05/18 11:30 PM
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Dfitz
"Nice Guy"
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"Nice Guy"
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly. Do you like fish sticks? YeahDo you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? YeahThen you're a gay fish 
Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart ![[Linked Image]](https://bulk-share.slickpic.com/album/share/3myzymTUjTUxL5/14007358.0/400/p/fullsizeoutput_5ff.jpg)
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Dfitz]
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08/05/18 11:32 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly. Do you like fish sticks? YeahDo you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? YeahThen you're a gay fish 
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
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08/05/18 11:33 PM
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lconn4
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I keep coming back to this thread hoping to hear the best joke ever. 
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Dfitz]
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08/05/18 11:34 PM
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Posts: 22,230
Davedave
Bigfoot Seeker
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly. Do you like fish sticks? YeahDo you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? YeahThen you're a gay fish If I had to jungle, I would jungle that you win. It’s not really close.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
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08/06/18 11:14 AM
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AmpedUp
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per TFF rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"
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