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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast] #12852738 08/03/18 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


I posted a good one last week but it went adios in about 5 minutes

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast] #12852826 08/04/18 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


I did and you pissed all over it.

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: bloo_rainger] #12853357 08/04/18 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


I did and you pissed all over it.


I'm so sorry. Please try again.


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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12853836 08/05/18 02:05 AM
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Would some one PM me the pic?


NONONONO...just kidding

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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12853867 08/05/18 02:30 AM
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I liked it. I got some mileage out of it today.


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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast] #12854590 08/05/18 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.

Do you like fish sticks? Yeah
Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? Yeah
Then you're a gay fish



Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart
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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Dfitz] #12854595 08/05/18 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted By: Fitz�
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.

Do you like fish sticks? Yeah
Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? Yeah
Then you're a gay fish



roflmao roflmao roflmao


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I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.



Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12854596 08/05/18 11:33 PM
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I keep coming back to this thread hoping to hear the best joke ever. bang


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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Dfitz] #12854597 08/05/18 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By: Fitz�
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.

Do you like fish sticks? Yeah
Do you like to put fish sticks in your mouth? Yeah
Then you're a gay fish


If I had to jungle, I would jungle that you win. It’s not really close.

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12854878 08/06/18 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
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And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

roflmao


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