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Best Joke Ever! #12852531
08/03/18 08:24 PM
08/03/18 08:24 PM
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per TFF rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852536
08/03/18 08:26 PM
08/03/18 08:26 PM
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C- for the BBC reference
Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!
"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
(Pic omitted per BBC rules !)
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852541
08/03/18 08:28 PM
08/03/18 08:28 PM
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a-


If God is your co-pilot then change seats




Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852543
08/03/18 08:28 PM
08/03/18 08:28 PM
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BOOM!

Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...

A+


Cast




I have a short attention spa
Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast] #12852561
08/03/18 08:40 PM
08/03/18 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By: RATZ
a-
Originally Posted By: Cast
BOOM!

Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...

A+


Yall get an F

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852562
08/03/18 08:41 PM
08/03/18 08:41 PM
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An? Or A? F either way.

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852571
08/03/18 08:46 PM
08/03/18 08:46 PM
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Meh a c

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852589
08/03/18 08:53 PM
08/03/18 08:53 PM
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


Cast




I have a short attention spa
Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast] #12852605
08/03/18 09:01 PM
08/03/18 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #12852607
08/03/18 09:02 PM
08/03/18 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


No, but I have been judged unfairly.


Cast




I have a short attention spa
Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852611
08/03/18 09:07 PM
08/03/18 09:07 PM
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I’ll try to better it by just making one up.

Person A: “Knock, Knock”
Person B: “Who’s there?”
Person A: “F-Off!”

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Cast] #12852616
08/03/18 09:12 PM
08/03/18 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By: Cast
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


No, but I have been judged unfairly.


You're right. We should be harder.

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #12852619
08/03/18 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


No, but I have been judged unfairly.


You're right. We should be harder.


Not by you Nancy.


Cast




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Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: Huckleberry] #12852655
08/03/18 09:47 PM
08/03/18 09:47 PM
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Gotta agree... Outstanding. From the verge of disgust to LOL. A++

Re: Best Joke Ever! [Re: 1ShotNoKills] #12852658
08/03/18 09:51 PM
08/03/18 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By: 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted By: Cast
I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. I’ll jungle fairly.


You ever jungled unfairly?


Sounds like fun


Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Sixth chick plate, peppermint, Mindy chelate chip is wherebits anal!!!


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