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Ok, Iíve had quite enough! #12826076
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I just switched to SirriusXM. HAD ENOUGH of that hot mess. Itís 0Beer30.

Somebody tell me a joke I havenít heard before.


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Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826084
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A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she asks.

'Yes,' he replies.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!


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Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: nethingthatbites] #12826089
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Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she asks.

'Yes,' he replies.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!


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This thread needs more cowbell ...


Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Icepickģ] #12826090
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Originally Posted By: Icepickģ
Originally Posted By: nethingthatbites
A blonde chick gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds.

She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football.

She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

'You ok?' she asks.

'Yes,' he replies.

'You can go and play with the other kids, you know,' she says.

'It's best I stay here,' he says.

'Why's that, sweetie?' asks the blonde..

The boy looks at her incredulously and says: "Because I'm the goal keeper !!!


clap


It's funny because it's about kickball.




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Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826091
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Fo' Drizzle.

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Just Juan.

Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826098
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Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.


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Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826101
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the
panda stands up to go, the manager shouts,

"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay
for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager,

"Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for
panda:

"A tree dwelling placental mammal of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."


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A drummer.

Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Cast] #12826106
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Damn! It may be time for me to retire!

The first three, in order -

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Great work fellas!

Now I will go crack that beer. After all, I got a great little gig today.


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Re: Ok, Iíve had quite enough! [Re: Huckleberry] #12826110
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Originally Posted By: Huckleberry
How did Hitler tie his shoesies? With little knotsies!


Iím grinning.


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