She pitches a fit, and says she�s tired of my toenails being in the den. I tell her I�m a man, and I will cut my toenails anywhere I please.

So, for about the last six months, I have been cutting my toenails on the back porch. I just now let her know that her dog eats my toenails every time I cut them now. It takes away the sting a little.

Like a boss!

I can't stand the sound of others cutting their nails

It�s cold outside

I have this same phobia, especially grown men clipping there finger nails at work.

Cut them on the edge of the bathtub. She won't notice that. If she does, tell her it is termite droppings.

Diamonds, that'll shut her up

You only cut nails when you�re fresh out of the shower.

I am manly, I use a grinder

Hygiene 101

Temporary fix though.

She is right. Clean up after yourself for "man's" sake. We're not animals here!

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I figured this was SOP too

I cut my toenails whenever I want.

I just do it on the back porch now.