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Doctor Check Up #12576608
01/13/18 03:34 PM
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly

Check-up...


The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 yr.-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
'So what do
You think about that Doc ?'



The doctor considered his question for a minute and
Then began to tell a story.
'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter
And never misses a season.'



One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane
Instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver
Sitting at the water's edge.



He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..''Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..
Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said,'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else Pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'



The doctor replied, 'My point exactly.'





Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576626
01/13/18 03:43 PM
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"If you're going through hell keep going." Winston Churchill

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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576648
01/13/18 04:03 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576651
01/13/18 04:05 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576821
01/13/18 06:36 PM
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Awesome!



Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576834
01/13/18 06:53 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576883
01/13/18 07:27 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576888
01/13/18 07:30 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576937
01/13/18 08:15 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12576963
01/13/18 08:33 PM
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I liked it but the wife was not so impressed.


Originally Posted By: TexasBlonde
You are not a good or nice person.





Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: Mark C] #12577016
01/13/18 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted By: Mark C
I liked it but the wife was not so impressed.


She must be 20. Just teasing ya. cheer





Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577077
01/13/18 10:16 PM
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Cute. Very cute


Originally Posted By: junbengreat
Pulled a gun on his dryer and they caught a bunch of fish.
Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577163
01/13/18 11:19 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: 2 Bee'z] #12577180
01/13/18 11:29 PM
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577248
01/14/18 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted By: txmasterpo
You guys know everything..... I'm just an idiot....no problem........




Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577475
01/14/18 03:08 AM
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That's funny. My wife didn't get it.


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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577487
01/14/18 03:13 AM
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Not as likely to be popular with the wives. Their sense of humor is usually less developed.


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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577499
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577609
01/14/18 04:48 AM
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Bravo!

Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577686
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Re: Doctor Check Up [Re: T Bird] #12577710
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