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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12566007 01/06/18 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted By: lakeforkfisherman
I’m repeating a 14-day cleanse to rid my body of the Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years toxins.

Started at 199lbs on Wednesday, January 3. Coupling it with a 5-day workout per week (M-F) and a better diet.

Will update occasionally.

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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12569572 01/09/18 01:00 AM
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Unless your liver and kidneys are failing it's a major waste of time and money to do any sort of cleanse or detox.

You just get a "feel good" vibe because you think you are doing something good for yourself.

Basically it eliminates some water and is essentially a fast. There is nothing it "cleanses" your liver and kidneys take care of toxins and such.

However if you are dim enough to buy into the whole cleanse thing then I've got some ocean front property in Arizona you might be interested in.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12572829 01/10/18 11:10 PM
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Good luck with your sale. I know some quality realtors in AZ.

If your kidneys and liver are failing you won't need a detox. Hence the COLON cleanse focused on bowels.

Everyone's system is a bit different and it does work for some people. Even without spending extra money to do it.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12572910 01/11/18 12:05 AM
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I scheduled my colon cleanse for February 9th today. Can’t wait......

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12572922 01/11/18 12:15 AM
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It empties those pockets that hold the old stuff that gets bypassed.

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12572942 01/11/18 12:26 AM
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The lining of the large intestine is continually shed and replaced. Unless you have diverticulitis, there aren't pockets of poop or "toxins" lingering.

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12573468 01/11/18 01:49 PM
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I have diverticulitis, though I have only had one episode of painful symptoms that was handled with medication. High fiber diet helps keep that at bay.


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12573646 01/11/18 03:44 PM
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have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.

I think that is a scam also.

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: RedRanger] #12573701 01/11/18 04:18 PM
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have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.

I think that is a scam also.
no but sounds fun bolt


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Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12573743 01/11/18 04:45 PM
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have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.

I think that is a scam also.
no but sounds fun bolt


I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it.

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12573843 01/11/18 05:38 PM
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Metamucil any good?

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: RedRanger] #12574151 01/11/18 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: RedRanger
Originally Posted By: lakeforkfisherman
Originally Posted By: RedRanger
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.

I think that is a scam also.
no but sounds fun bolt


I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it.



Most stuff in my life I try once and if it isn't for me I never try it again. You thought sticking a hose up your [censored] and blasting warm water was a scam but you still went back a few times?

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12574185 01/11/18 09:06 PM
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Was a small critter involved?

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: RedRanger] #12574259 01/11/18 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By: lakeforkfisherman
Originally Posted By: RedRanger
have you had that where you stick tube up your rectum and they pump warm water in. I think it's called a colonic.

I think that is a scam also.
no but sounds fun bolt


I tried it a few times, You lay on table and basically have the squirts for 20 minutes straight, Tried it a couple times, never felt any health benefits from it.


You should have used coffee.

Re: Colon cleansing? [Re: lakeforkfisherman] #12574369 01/11/18 10:36 PM
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