No thanks, Grandview is a bit far for me to go make purposeful friends and to set up "relocation" duties for me. Besides, I'm not buddies with snakes. I just don't get bothered by them, at least I haven't had an incident that made me get bothered, yet.
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I get it, no problem...most folks dont have to live with them 7/24 the way some of us do...hey at least I tried...I dont really like wading into waist high grass after a known cattle killer, weapon or not, especially when you are not positive of the exact den location...even my snake rangler buddy declined to go in after it.
I do understand your viewpoint. Probably you, like most people dont have to look for snakes before stepping out the door of their house, but if you did, it is really easy to have a different view of the vipers than the "just leave them alone, they are in their natural environment" view that I hear from time to time. FYI, non-poisionous snakes usually get a pass from me, if they are not found in my house or boat or auto or tractor or hen house, or striking at me...indeed, a fellow bank fishing around me thought I was crazy for fishing directly beneath a 4 ft banded water snake on a limb 2 foot above my head (I was bent down fishing a brush top) He was totally blown away that I knew the snake was there and cautioned him not to make the snake move as I didn't want the snake to scare the fish away by slipping in the water....
There used to be a family children's story about a guy that rescued a freezing deadly snake, warmed him, fed hm, nursed him back to health...after a while the fully recovered snake bit the man, and as the man lay dying far from help, he asked the snake why would you bite me, after all he had done for the snake, he saved him, fed him, and nursed him back to health...and the snake replied "you knew I was a deadly snake and would/could kill before you saved me, so dont blame me for biting you, blame yourself for saving me"