Lewisville Kayak Fishing Charters

Greetings everyone. I have recently purchased a tandem kayak and I am offering a one of a kind solution to bank fishermen.

For the low price of $35, I will allow you to paddle me around Lewisville Lake and fish. I do not guarantee fish, as I am not a guide. You will need to bring your own equipment as well. I do guarantee that you will have sore arms the day after.

Once again, I am not a guide service. Just offering a once in a lifetime opportunity. For reservations, please contact me at:

LewisvilleKayakExcursions@GMAIL.com

That even had my 5 year old laughing......I know he should be in bed by now, but thats s different forum.

They rent those tandems in Flour Bluff down by Corpus. Come up with something clever and differnt and people will laugh and try to bring your spirits down. Let's sit down and talk about some of your ideas. Beer and shot (1at round) on me!

You should see the forums just for kayak fishing and rigging. Wanna talk about hard-core! I see them all the time on Oso Bay. Not for me but god bless em!

Hey, that's a good deal. I'd jump on that if I had arms.

RJ,

I told you to stop taking those Estrogen Pills.

Rex

ONLY if we can go on a day that the winds are blowing 20+ mph!
I want to make it worth it you know....

I can see this working...

That there is funny!

In. It will be money well spent to paddle you to the middle of lake, then just lean a little bit too far when you go to make a cast. Then we can see if you can swim faster than I paddle.

Priceless!!

Your better half didn't want to paddle you around so you hit up the forum and charge. GENIOUS!!!

this is funny. taking it out of proportion though. 20lb striper seems like a nice guy.

I honestly do not think his plan will work, but what the heck. capitalism at it's best right?

Are you using the dog as a Side Scan unit?

So the ME dude would be you and the YOU dude would be me?? Hehe. Someone will make a long swim to land and it will be the ME dude for sure. hehe. Make sure Shane Davies see this awesome ad. LOL!

OK where do I need to meet you? I can call you with a CC today. Look for me at the dock. I'm ready to fish!!!!!!

Good stuff right there.

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!"

For what it's worth.....this posting is uncalled for and very bullying. Our society today is plagued with bullys and congress is hard at work trying to write laws regarding it. Congress.... forget that!!! I think we should look in a mirror and stop as YOUR KIDS are NOT going to benefit.

If the moderators here think it's OK to post a picture of an unknow heavy set guy at the expense of laugher and ridicule then the forums "guidelines and rules" should be taken down.

I think it's a beautiful bit of satire & social commentary myself!

Hilarious...