Posted By: texboxer
Have You Ever Had One Of Them Days? - 05/03/15 08:34 PM
The fishing day from Hell!
1. Forgot phone at home (should have turned around here and went home and stayed) (BUT NOOOOO!)
2. The new aeration system we bought for the boat last week (and only used once yesterday), BROKEN!
3. My brand new Barmah hat that was delivered Friday afternoon, GONE! LOST! JUMPED OUT OF THE DANG BOAT ALL BY ITSELF AND NO ONE SAW A THING!!
[This little excursion is really starting to add up, but hang on folks, we ain't finished yet]
4. The cover of the fish finder on the bow decides it wants to commit suicide as we are tearing across the lake at over 40 mph. It succeeded. That was number 5 that's committed suicide off my Boat.
6. A wasp lands on my face, so I swat it. It just started crawling up my cheek. I swat it again but harder this time...And This wap from Hell sent by the head republican demon himself is still crawling up my face and gets under my sunglasses!! I instantly go into "HOLY [censored] MODE" because I'm allergic to bee stings and just rip my glasses off and start slapping my face like I belong on the short bus (no offense to anyone). When it's all said and done, a pair of $80 bifocal sunglasses are laying in my boat in two pieces.
7. All this Hell for ONE KEEPER.ONE STINKING FISH BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP!!
We are home now. We are both safe and sane. And even laughing about it....ok I lied, we ain't laughing, but we are home now.
1. Forgot phone at home (should have turned around here and went home and stayed) (BUT NOOOOO!)
2. The new aeration system we bought for the boat last week (and only used once yesterday), BROKEN!
3. My brand new Barmah hat that was delivered Friday afternoon, GONE! LOST! JUMPED OUT OF THE DANG BOAT ALL BY ITSELF AND NO ONE SAW A THING!!
[This little excursion is really starting to add up, but hang on folks, we ain't finished yet]
4. The cover of the fish finder on the bow decides it wants to commit suicide as we are tearing across the lake at over 40 mph. It succeeded. That was number 5 that's committed suicide off my Boat.
6. A wasp lands on my face, so I swat it. It just started crawling up my cheek. I swat it again but harder this time...And This wap from Hell sent by the head republican demon himself is still crawling up my face and gets under my sunglasses!! I instantly go into "HOLY [censored] MODE" because I'm allergic to bee stings and just rip my glasses off and start slapping my face like I belong on the short bus (no offense to anyone). When it's all said and done, a pair of $80 bifocal sunglasses are laying in my boat in two pieces.
7. All this Hell for ONE KEEPER.ONE STINKING FISH BIG ENOUGH TO KEEP!!
We are home now. We are both safe and sane. And even laughing about it....ok I lied, we ain't laughing, but we are home now.