Big Emergency at School Today

This giant anapythorattlerwatermoccasincobra got loose in the school today and started an uproar. So I got my snake boots on and machete and took care of him properly.

amazing how they blend in with their environment, I can barely see it

How many heads did it have?

Slithered by a math class and ate a square root

I call a snake like that....... bait.

You couldn't get any closer to take a picture? At 73ft away, its hard to see what it is. Or was.

What ever kind of snake it is, friendly or not, it does not belong inside a school building.
I don't like snakes and try to avoid them. I usually will not try to kill one but I will stay away from it.

Senior yr in Llano we killed a 3.5-4ft rattle snake above the gym concession stand while we were getting the track mats down. Coach sent someone out to his pickup to get his 22 and he handed gun to a friend and shot it. Best we could figure it crawled in the mats previous track season and lived and hybrinated above concession stand. Principal kept a pistol with 22 rat shot to shoot the bats in the auditorium. Way different time. Growing up Country kids was more fun

That looks like part of a shoelace!

Do you have a Derek on staff?

At a minimum you need an emergency Derek blanket to throw over it.

he was prepared for sure

Spot the critter