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It’s been awhile...

Posted By: Cast

It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:41 PM

Frank the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field plowing.

One day while in the field, Frank’s wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank’s old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.

At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.

After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, “Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?”

Well, Frank replied, “The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, “Is that donkey for sale?”
Posted By: Cast

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:42 PM

banana
Posted By: SgtDag

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:44 PM

Heehee
Posted By: Okie Poke

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:45 PM

That's funny...A-
Posted By: Bigbob_FTW

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:45 PM

Good one.
Posted By: TCK73

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:48 PM

Originally Posted By: Bigbob_FTW
Good one.
Posted By: Cast

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: Okie Poke
That's funny...A-


I can change Frank to Okie Poke if it’ll get a better grade...
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:55 PM

C
Posted By: Cast

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 12:57 PM

Tough crowd
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 01:00 PM

grin
Posted By: ko bass attack 27

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 01:02 PM

Pretty good, did you get that one from Grampa ?
Posted By: Cast

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 01:04 PM

Yeah I hacked his computer the other day. He almost caught me.
Posted By: beartrap

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 01:04 PM

1-1.....
Posted By: Westside.

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 01:06 PM

roflmao
Posted By: Bob Davis

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 01:30 PM

It's a good un. B.
Posted By: el Rojo

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 02:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Bigbob_FTW
Good one.
Posted By: Spiderman

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 03:20 PM

I think it's funny & original!


A+
Posted By: grandpa75672

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 04:48 PM

Excellent. I did not expect that punchline.
Posted By: Cast

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/05/18 05:07 PM

Originally Posted By: grandpa75672
Excellent. I did not expect that punchline.


Why, thank you sir!
Posted By: Bee'z

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/06/18 12:55 AM

Originally Posted By: Bob Davis
It's a good un. B.


cheers
Posted By: Chris B

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/06/18 01:48 AM

Solid B+
Posted By: AmpedUp

Re: It’s been awhile... - 08/06/18 11:20 AM

That's Funny right there I don't care who you are!! lol A+ woot roflmao
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