My wife is leaving me...

What should I do?

Pawn her car and move in with the girlfriend. Always gotta have a backup!

Does she have a sister

I would take that as an opportunity to start cutting your toenails wherever the hell you want.

Pull all your money out of the account and put a hold on the credit cards.

Or just say see yah later.

You weren’t that specific

Assume responsibility for diaper changes and corn dog cooking.

Go have a cold beer in a smokey beer joint

Thank her

Start drinking. Write a hit country song.

If you are serious. Lock the bank account. Get a lawyer. And don't badmouth her on social media.

buy a new boat while it's still community property. maybe your attorney can get her to pay for 1/2 of it. worth a shot.

bs

Problem is, is she coming back?

^^^^

High fence hooking do that to ya, amateur mistake

Turn all the lights on in the house and turn the tv up as loud as you want.

#Fakenews

BOHICA

Change the locks and check to see if she won the lottery before running off with her sister.

Of course

First rule in domestic issues is to never ask for advice on the OT!

Give her my phone number and tell her I said "sup bonita"

#wisdom.

Incorrect. There are plenty of these man purse wearing types on here that are all in touch with feelings and whatnot.

Jubs, if this is a joke you should let us know. If not and you are serious, then blessings to your family. I hope it works out the way it's supposed to...

...wisdom will find you

Not enough info

Is she divorcing you?
Going on a trip?
Trial separation?

Are you trolling?

Why

Word

She’s leaving me for a week to visit a cousin. I’ll be on toddler duty so wish me luck.

Cousin? Code for sancho.

That’s a long toddler duty! I get That duty but for day or 2 at most. Prayers be with you bud!!

Yep.

You are a punk.

Be calling 911 by the second day for nerves.

Come on man, did you seriously think it wasn't a joke?

Her cousin, Beer Money

Shocking. June wasn’t serious about something.

Are you serious, Dave?

Funny Ha Ha JB. I thought you were serious. Boy who cried wolfe.

I’m always serious.

Drama Queen

He ain't serious. He's all about the drama.

surely you can't be serious

I am serious, and quit calling me Shirley.

Yep.

What did you do to pass her off bad enough to leave you!

Let's box, I've been thinking of an OT boxing tournament, weight divisions, all that sh*t, boat ramp divisions, whose in?

You have posted pictures of yourself. I will lay a grand on Motto

Who is Motto?

Are you feeling lucky?

Popcorn boy, a bunch of guys want to box you now. What do you have to say for yourself?

. Absolutely nothing. You guys jumped to conclusions. I had to put my son down and then came back the thread was 3 pages.

Moto is on vacation with his kids, so idwtf you talking bout

Whoa. Who you calling you guys?


Only a couple here jumped to conclusions.

Lolz..... Good luck. I would bet real money on it. He been working out.

Where does this cousin live?
Is she driving, flying, hitchhiking, etc?

We need to know these things to advise you what to tell her about what kind(s) of beer, booze, food, bait to bring back.

I’m not fighting Motto or Moto.

Go ahead and leave the commode seat up and stand there like a man!

I'll start another thread on this, sorry JB on the wifey

If your serious your an idiot for even tellin the stuff

It's a couple boat ramps up here doh.

Grand Parents?

Have fun

Very serious topics come up in this form often enough, so yes, I thought there was a chance that Jubs was being serious. Instead, he was being a punk.

Actually I'm glad that it turned out to be a joke.

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QuaziMotto Dog

You'll be alright dude. Tired but alright. It will be one of those times you will always remember with a smile.

Next time lease one. Every three years you get a new model unless you put too many miles on her.

I figure Dan probably called her before you had a chance to explain further.

LOL

My response still applies... Give her my digits and tell her I said "sup Bonita".

Thanks buddy!

Time for your work friend to step in. Lol

Oh yeah. The one who sexually harasses him all the time and he dont know what to do about it.

Call her up.

Wait, I think he said she was like a 4... nevermind