Boat Names

I don't think I've ever seen boat names thread here. So, I'll go first. My Bass Boat was named -

'Beats Working'

GO

I can't say it here.

My daughter named my Skeeter when she was 2 years old. She named it.... S. Still calls it S. Won’t change the name.

Boat names are for yachts

Hera
I prefer “the other woman”
Or seafood

The Reel Singer

P.O.S.

Boat.

My houseboat was named "Special Purpose"

Boaty McBoatface.

Pantera classic, I generally don't name bass boats

I had a 24 ft mariah z240 named "heatseeker"

Here's some trivia for you.

US Navy vessels start with USS which stands for United States Ship

In Great Britain it's HMS which stands for His/Her Majesty's Ship

And in Italy it's AMB which stands for Atsa My Boat

My first one was named Cinco da Maybe

...and in Texas it's HMB which stands for Hold My Beer

The Skeeter

"Bow Movement".

Cool Arrow.
Spanish speakers may get what I was going for.

when you go through locks,sometimes they ask for the name of your boat so when I traveled down the Miss. river,I had to come up with a name for my river/duck boat....I came up with "DUMARSE" Which most of my friends thought very appropriate...

best name I've ever seen on a boat was "My Dixie Wreck".....(you may to give this one a little thought)

Mine is......"Knot at Work"

Lady Zaida

"Jenny", if I remember correctly theirs 13 of them

Frankenyak.

Mine is named Skeeter TZX190. I adopted it and that was her birth name.....so I decided to not change her name to avoid confusing her.

mine is called 'Business Travel'

That way if i play hookey on a friday i can say i am out "on Business Travel" and I am not lying.

How did that happen?

Archer rented a boat that had a great name that isn’t appropriate for this PG-13 forum.

Liquid Assets

SOONER SCHOONER

<<<< Screen name is our boat

Stumpy

When on squaw you can just refer to my beautiful black ranger as GOAT.

My first nice boat wouldn't quite fit in the garage

Phog on the Water

Double Time... Cause I worked a bunch of it to pay for it!

BIG SAIL BOAT ON GRAPEVINE BACK IN THE DAY WAS NAMED :SIN R SWIM:

Mine's Bigger

I’m torn between The Panty Dropper and 36 D Seas

If we ever trade up to a 36 contender DD's will be in the the name no doubt.

mines Spare Time

'GIRLFRIEND' - "I'm gonna take my 'GIRLFRIEND' out to the lake and take her out for a spin". "My 'GIRLFRIEND' has one of the smoothest rides I have ever had". When I want to go 'fishing', my 'GIRLFRIEND' doesn't complain or ignore me - she's just ready to go for it. The 'GIRLFRIEND' never has those annoying leaks that come and go. If I get divorced, I'm keeping the 'GIRLFRIEND'!!!!

I call it "the boat", Wife calls it "your boat"

First boat was a Javelin we called the "Javelina".

2nd boat was "Ole Red", Red ZX185C

3rd boat was "Oreo" a white and black ZX250

current boat is a ZX225 I call my "sancha"

Money Pit

Knot Broke

my little mule

A friend of mine has a Catalina 250, that's a sailboat. He's an Aggie. When he got the boat he wanted a name that was both an Aggie reference and something nautical.

I came up with Marooned

Named my yak Pequod. Was going to name it Bouton de Rose but thought that might be too obscure of an homage to Melville.

Named our bass boats after carriers that Dad's light cruiser escorted during the Korean war.

When I'm done restoring my little tri hull I'm going to name it Daisy Girl after my dog. She passed in '15 so it's a nice tribute. I figure I will take her tag off my truck keys and put it on the set for the boat.

My wife always accused me of having a Mistress, cause I'd go fishing all the time.

S.S. Minnow

'Pop a Top' - Express bass boat other option was 'Toss'em Back', since that's what most bass fishermen do

what year is that? my pops bought one in72 that looks very similar. But it's yellar

Charter Ten

I saw a small 12' Vee Bottom Jon the other day that looked rode hard and put up wet. It had "U.S.S. Turdwagon" spray painted graffiti style on the side.

My friend and I bought a 14’ v Hull jonboat in college, it was a faded avocado green, so we named it the Guac.

I call my 1988 BassTracker Panfish "Leaky Linda", "Bilge Pump Bob", or "Paid For" depending on my mood.

Horseplay was my 25’ Baja
Horseplay II was my 33’ Baja
Horseplay III is my 340 Sea Ray
Horseplay IV is my Z521C Ranger

Beater Skeeter

mine has and always will be "Liquid Kaos"

Hemorrhaging Money

What's That Smell

There used to be one in Fox Hollow camp that read "The Filthy Whore" on the center console.

Myasis Dragon and Myasis Dragon II

When I bought mine The Boss named it pretty quick.

"My Dixie Wreck".......

how many caught on to what this also says when you pronounce it?

Plan B

Mine for the last few years...

Cheaper than a wife

26' Mako Listo
22.6 Epic Ynot
21' express Fatbottom
15' cameo flat bottom Hazel. Hazel is the best boat

We call those John boats in Texas or meth transports
(sorry, couldn't resist KO, even when it's not football season....... its football season )

And she sure is pretty!

"Battle Axe"

I Coastguard registered an off shore boat I had a years back and had to state the boats name on the application.

Friends kid said "It looks like the Ruby slippers from the Wizard of Oz" and so I went with that...


Ruby (and wife)

If it's ours and it goes it has a name.

PaMiNi.

Decades (lifetimes) ago had a sailboat, Buckshot. VERY aptly named.

The indefensible.

SWEEEET, and the boat's not bad either.