Posted By: Rayzor
S!!!W Lake Conroe! - 08/01/15 09:54 PM
I have never liked Lake Conroe. I wanted to run my boat a little and like a fool, I took it to the chop bowl. I overpaid my $15 at Inland and off I went. I am fully aware that this is a no-wake zone. I am outing along at 5 mph when a constable on a jet ski hastily zig-zags his way over to me. I turned everything off and begin to pull out all of the necessities. I get a citation for whatever. As we are finishing up, the constable yells over at another boat to slow down. The constable tells me that "at least I am not the only one going too fast". I told him that was a subjective conclusion and have a good day. As soon as he is through, he hauls [censored] over to that same boat and stops them, too. There was also a boat "pulling" people over. When I cam back in, I saw a pontoon boat being pulled over that wasn't even making a ripple.
When I was pulled over, I looked down at my GPS. I was doing 5 mph. Getting a citation for hauling butt is one thing but causing a ripple is another. Lake Conroe is the most agitated lake I have ever been on. I question my sanity every time I am stupid enough to get on it. I also like the way that the constable makes his own wake as he is making his way over to another on the water criminal.
I can't wait to find out what outrageous fee I will have to fork out for this. Lord strike me down if I ever venture out onto this waste of water acreage.
When I was pulled over, I looked down at my GPS. I was doing 5 mph. Getting a citation for hauling butt is one thing but causing a ripple is another. Lake Conroe is the most agitated lake I have ever been on. I question my sanity every time I am stupid enough to get on it. I also like the way that the constable makes his own wake as he is making his way over to another on the water criminal.
I can't wait to find out what outrageous fee I will have to fork out for this. Lord strike me down if I ever venture out onto this waste of water acreage.