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You might be a real catfisherman if.... #11758672 08/04/16 06:40 PM
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1. You call your boat Sweetheart and your wife Skeeter.
2. You love the smell of chopped bluegills in the morning, smells like victory
3. Your bass fishing buddies show you pics of their big fish and you say " that about the right size I like to use for bait"
4. Your fishin buddies are named Bluegill, Gato, and stinkbait
5. You tie your toddler sons shoes in a Palomar knot so that he learns early..kidding
6. You have a pic of a trophy winter cat on your computer home screen

How do you guys know your a true catfisherman?

Last edited by El Gato Azul; 08/05/16 03:18 AM.

There is a fine line between fishing and floating around like an idiot!!
texas Check out out my YouTube channel El Gato Azul TV texas
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11758706 08/04/16 06:56 PM
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When you come home smelling like the bait you used all day roflmao


20 year old angler. Work hard Fish Harder!!!
Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11758723 08/04/16 07:05 PM
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1.got a fishin buddy named jimmy .( every fisherman is required to have one )
2.key words like "cat" "fish""boat" "pole" get you the stink eye from your ol lady
3. You constantly annoy your ol lady with fishin stories she doesn't want to hear
4. Dream and cry of the big ones that broke the surface but still got away
5. Show people pics of your pb over and over and over lol

Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759058 08/04/16 09:57 PM
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13. Spent more time studying catfish than studied in school...if only they handed out Degrees in catfishing
14. Name your black lab Mercury and your cat Yamaha.

Last edited by El Gato Azul; 08/04/16 10:34 PM.

There is a fine line between fishing and floating around like an idiot!!
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759165 08/04/16 11:04 PM
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#15 buy your wife a shad net for X'mas


If it ain't broke don't fix it...but go ahead and work on it anyway.....
Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759174 08/04/16 11:11 PM
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Asking the ol lady if she wants to smell your finger


From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759276 08/05/16 12:10 AM
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When you sacrifice the month of August fishing time to tear your boat completely apart to get rid of every piece of carpet in your boat to make it easier to wash out slime and shad scales.


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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: mjmetro0719] #11759339 08/05/16 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted By: mjmetro0719
When you sacrifice the month of August fishing time to tear your boat completely apart to get rid of every piece of carpet in your boat to make it easier to wash out slime and shad scales.

you picked a good month...August is almost too hot to fish...I said almost flame fish texas

Last edited by El Gato Azul; 08/05/16 12:57 AM.

There is a fine line between fishing and floating around like an idiot!!
texas Check out out my YouTube channel El Gato Azul TV texas
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759498 08/05/16 02:16 AM
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Haha this has got me rolling keep it goin

Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759617 08/05/16 03:19 AM
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Your rain suit is your most expensive piece of clothing


There is a fine line between fishing and floating around like an idiot!!
texas Check out out my YouTube channel El Gato Azul TV texas
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759628 08/05/16 03:27 AM
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You wonder how much a fish tank to house your next trophy cat would cost ...

Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759814 08/05/16 12:34 PM
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Get your wife a c3 6500 for Christmas? She really needs her own cause the other 10, well, those are mine


There is a fine line between fishing and floating around like an idiot!!
texas Check out out my YouTube channel El Gato Azul TV texas
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759825 08/05/16 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By: El Gato Azul
you picked a good month...August is almost too hot to fish...I said almost flame fish texas


That's why I'm heading out this evening after work.


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He is truly a sick individual.
Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759848 08/05/16 01:09 PM
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Your neighbors who live down wind of your house wants to know why your boat smells like cheese.
You go to Academy and open the stink bait just to see if it smells enough.
The buzzards show up around 3:00 to eat the catfish you just cleaned. (True story, one year we had a buzzard show up across the road where I throw my catfish guts and bones every Sat. about 3:00.)


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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when.... [Re: 🍀El Gato Azul🍀] #11759997 08/05/16 02:43 PM
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If you are in such a hurry to get bait and head to the lake that you forget to pick up your wife at work and when you get home to hook up the boat you are meet in the driveway by your oldest daughter.Dad you left mom at work!! And you send that daughter to pick her up.

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