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You might be a real catfisherman if....
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08/04/16 06:40 PM
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🍀El Gato Azul🍀
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1. You call your boat Sweetheart and your wife Skeeter. 2. You love the smell of chopped bluegills in the morning, smells like victory 3. Your bass fishing buddies show you pics of their big fish and you say " that about the right size I like to use for bait" 4. Your fishin buddies are named Bluegill, Gato, and stinkbait 5. You tie your toddler sons shoes in a Palomar knot so that he learns early..kidding 6. You have a pic of a trophy winter cat on your computer home screen
How do you guys know your a true catfisherman?
Last edited by El Gato Azul; 08/05/16 03:18 AM.
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/04/16 06:56 PM
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Ryan B
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When you come home smelling like the bait you used all day
20 year old angler. Work hard Fish Harder!!!
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/04/16 07:05 PM
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Nickbyrd
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1.got a fishin buddy named jimmy .( every fisherman is required to have one ) 2.key words like "cat" "fish""boat" "pole" get you the stink eye from your ol lady 3. You constantly annoy your ol lady with fishin stories she doesn't want to hear 4. Dream and cry of the big ones that broke the surface but still got away 5. Show people pics of your pb over and over and over lol
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/04/16 09:57 PM
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🍀El Gato Azul🍀
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13. Spent more time studying catfish than studied in school...if only they handed out Degrees in catfishing 14. Name your black lab Mercury and your cat Yamaha.
Last edited by El Gato Azul; 08/04/16 10:34 PM.
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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#11759165
08/04/16 11:04 PM
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Big Sam
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#15 buy your wife a shad net for X'mas
If it ain't broke don't fix it...but go ahead and work on it anyway.....
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#11759174
08/04/16 11:11 PM
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Muzzlebrake
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Asking the ol lady if she wants to smell your finger
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!
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08/05/16 12:10 AM
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mjmetro0719
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When you sacrifice the month of August fishing time to tear your boat completely apart to get rid of every piece of carpet in your boat to make it easier to wash out slime and shad scales.
Mike
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/05/16 12:56 AM
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🍀El Gato Azul🍀
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Last edited by El Gato Azul; 08/05/16 12:57 AM.
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/05/16 02:16 AM
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Nickbyrd
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Haha this has got me rolling keep it goin
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/05/16 03:19 AM
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🍀El Gato Azul🍀
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Your rain suit is your most expensive piece of clothing
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08/05/16 03:27 AM
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Nickbyrd
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You wonder how much a fish tank to house your next trophy cat would cost ...
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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08/05/16 12:34 PM
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🍀El Gato Azul🍀
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Get your wife a c3 6500 for Christmas? She really needs her own cause the other 10, well, those are mine
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08/05/16 12:49 PM
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Fishin' Nut
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That's why I'm heading out this evening after work.
He is truly a sick individual.
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#11759848
08/05/16 01:09 PM
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Big Zee
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Your neighbors who live down wind of your house wants to know why your boat smells like cheese. You go to Academy and open the stink bait just to see if it smells enough. The buzzards show up around 3:00 to eat the catfish you just cleaned. (True story, one year we had a buzzard show up across the road where I throw my catfish guts and bones every Sat. about 3:00.)
Hebrews 11:1
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Re: You know your a real catfisherman when....
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#11759997
08/05/16 02:43 PM
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taterpop
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If you are in such a hurry to get bait and head to the lake that you forget to pick up your wife at work and when you get home to hook up the boat you are meet in the driveway by your oldest daughter.Dad you left mom at work!! And you send that daughter to pick her up.
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