Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate to charity.

Husband: Why not just throw these in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Excellent

sounds like a normal conversation round here

Will you PLEASE teach Cast how to tell a joke?

and that's how the fight got started...

B+ and a noteworthy for the weekly review later this week.

funny one

I LOL so hard everyone on the office turned and looked @ me.

Wait for me honey, I�m just finishing my make-up.
You don�t need make-up, Jane.
Oh, Richard�. really? That is so sweet of you!

You need plastic surgery.


Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He�s been crying the whole way home. Is he sick or something?"

"No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn�t our Frankie."



Honey, do you think I gained weight?
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No, I think the living room got smaller.



What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.



The husband in a married couple kept farting horribly in bed, for years, it was terrible. His wife suffered greatly and kept nagging him to do something about his indigestion, often saying, �One day, Trevor, your horrible farting is going to force your guts right out!�

The husband only made fun of this feeling very macho.
Until one Christmas day the wife was gutting a turkey for Christmas dinner and had an idea� She took the intestines out and placed them quietly in her sleeping husband�s bed, under the covers.

She couldn�t wait for the husband to wake up � and sure enough, in about one hour, Trevor, all white and shaky, came down the stairs: �Mary, by Golly you were right! That horrible farting did force my guts out! But with the help of our Lord and these two fingers, I set everything right again!�



A teacher in Sunday school once asked Little Johnny, "Johnny, do you believe in the Devil?"

"No," said Little Johnny knowledgeably. "It's just like with Santa Claus. I know it's really my dad."

and that is when the fight started