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Best Joke Ever!
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08/03/18 08:24 PM
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Huckleberry
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G! "Very good, Jenny," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day Jenny came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" (Pic omitted per TFF rules !) And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24!"
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852536
08/03/18 08:26 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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C- for the BBC reference A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G! "Very good, Jenny," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day Jenny came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" (Pic omitted per BBC rules !) And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24!"
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852541
08/03/18 08:28 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 49,469
RATZ
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852543
08/03/18 08:28 PM
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Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 12,214
Cast
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BOOM!
Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...
A+
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
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#12852561
08/03/18 08:40 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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BOOM!
Complete blindside. Very rare. Enjoy your rare and coveted ...
A+ Yall get an F
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852589
08/03/18 08:53 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852605
08/03/18 09:01 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly?
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12852607
08/03/18 09:02 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? No, but I have been judged unfairly.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852611
08/03/18 09:07 PM
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Sawhorse
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Ill try to better it by just making one up.
Person A: Knock, Knock Person B: Whos there? Person A: F-Off!
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Cast]
#12852616
08/03/18 09:12 PM
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1ShotNoKills
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? No, but I have been judged unfairly. You're right. We should be harder.
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12852619
08/03/18 09:14 PM
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Cast
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? No, but I have been judged unfairly. You're right. We should be harder. Not by you Nancy.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: Huckleberry]
#12852655
08/03/18 09:47 PM
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Joined: Jul 2014
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Ranger1965
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Gotta agree... Outstanding. From the verge of disgust to LOL. A++
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Re: Best Joke Ever!
[Re: 1ShotNoKills]
#12852658
08/03/18 09:51 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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I wanna see you naysayers post an equal or better one. Ill jungle fairly. You ever jungled unfairly? Sounds like fun
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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