this month only I will perform this highly technical and sophisticated modification to any guide's CUL-M-RITE for 7 cents. never again will your clients have to "take your word" for what the scale read. never again will you just have to say "that's definitely a double digit, I've seen hundreds". never again will you scour garage sales with your 10 pound bag of grocery store certified apples to find that old scale that reads not light, I mean right.

you get it all here for only 7 cents and there will NEVER be a keyboard jockey doubter again! come quick before my marker runs out of ink.

we also offer other special versions...

Under Model: For those Facebook posts 3 days before big Lake Fork tournaments be sure and get our 3 pounder version for unders. Can also be used for Crappie!

Smallmouth: Will read 6 pounds and can also be used when turned upside down to brag about a Fork slot that went just short of 10 pounds.

A guy who just started bass fishing in 2009 painting all guides with that brush? Wow, Rob.

chuckle

+1

just trying to be funny Chris, you know I'm not a professional comedian. should still provide a little chuckle unless you have NO sense of humor.

I bet your cost to hire a guide just doubled. snicker.

we could be reading this wrong it could be he doesn't understand how to operate the scale. I am sure he is not trying to call all the guides liars

it is a joke! anyone that reads more into it or turns it into a personal attack on me needs to get a life. not funny to all, so move on Mr. Serious.

LOL. Awesome post! Who cares how long you have been bass fishing. I've been doing from 09' as well. Haters are gonna hate.

I laughed.

You put a post on here accusing guides of not telling the truth about what a fish weights and you don't want any personal attacks. WOW

ha, that's for sure! well, they will be conflicted if the 50,000 video & thread views is worth me bringing the CUL-M-RITE along.

looks like hump day is a bad day for humor for serious fisherman. honestly, I have fished with 30 guides, 10 or so on Fork and never once have I had a guide with a bum scale or tried to lie about a fish. of course my cul-m-rite starts coming out on big fish soon as fish is in the net.

waaaaay too serious dude. it is like a guide making fun of all the things clients do like backlashing, stepping on poles, breaking inserts, getting hung, and losing fish. there is 100x more comedic material out there on me as a client. what makes good comedy is some element of truth and not specific to guides weighing fish, but guides are businessman and that requires marketing, which sometimes can provide some humor.

HAHA I laughed. Maybe Wednesday is a bad day for humor.

Rob, not being a guide will this work on my 3lbers held close to the camera? Do you have hen in double diamond dust color?