The tournament write-up and results:
http://www.cowboychurchbassclub.org/writeup2012.htm Chinese proverb says:
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime."
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Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
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Give a man a fish and he will live for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will... Every day
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If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day.
If you teach a man to fish he will drink beer, tell lies and wear a stupid hat.
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Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.
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Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.
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Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushithen you also have to teach him to cook.
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Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
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Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.
Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime.
Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.
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Give a man a fish, and you stimulate demand for your product
Teach a man to fish, and you introduce another competitor into the overcrowded fishing industry.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Unless of course, he is stranded in the desert, in which case he will probably die.
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Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him.
Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he becomes your competitor.
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he forgets about dinner, women and his job for a lifetime!
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Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and run the risk of overfishing, contravening EU fishing policy, reducing the biodiversity of the world's oceans and increasing the economic decline of our once-great fishing industry.
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Give a man a fish and you leave yourself wide open to lawsuits.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll wonder what you want from him.
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Give a man a fish, and he may have some porpoise.
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Give a man a fish and he'll have dinner.
Teach a man to fish and he'll be late for dinner.
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Give a man a fish, but don't tell him that you bought it at the supermarket. Tell him you caught it yourself. He'll appreciate it more.
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Give a man a fish, and hell eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish in a Ranger bass boat and he will still be hunger.
Teach a man to fish in a Stratus bass boat and he will eat for a lifetime.
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Give a man a fish, and hell eat for a day.
Teach a man to give fish to other men, and people will be thanking him all the time for the fish.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a Man to Fish and he will call in sick at work
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and PETA will come after you.
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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish who already knows how to fish . . then you are going to make him mad.
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he eats til the fish are gone.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a Man to Fish and he will be happy.
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Give a man a fish...and it won't count against your limit for the day"
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will continually smell like fish bait.
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years.
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish and his wife may divorce him.
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Give a man a fish he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and you're lucky if he even comes home for dinner.
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Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he has no idea how to clean and cook the stupid fish.
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Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he might take your money in a bass tournament.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy expensive fishing equipment, stupid looking clothes, a sports utility vehicle, travel 1000 miles to the "hottest" fishing spot, and stand waist deep in cold water just so he can outsmart a fish. (Average cost per fish: $395.68)
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach a Man to Fish and You can Sell Him Bait for a Lifetime
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and you'll never get another day's work out of him.
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