I love how they are in nothing but swimsuits, one guy with a nail-covered mace while the other has a massive shank; swinging them wildly while they are skiing only 3 feet next to each other.
One guy was wearing a trashcan that was COVERED IN SPIKES. What happens if you wipe out and have your arms in front of your chest?
This is natural selection at it's finest and I'm not talking about the silver carp.
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Koi - 22lb even
Common Carp - 27lb 14oz
Small Mouth Buffalo - 46lb 14oz
Grass Carp - 57lb 10oz