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#7153724 - 02/09/12 08:53 PM
Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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OK TFF, I'm listening.
-alton
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#7153728 - 02/09/12 08:53 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 12/30/01
Posts: 47220
Loc: Watauga,TX
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#7153733 - 02/09/12 08:54 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 04/15/09
Posts: 23029
Loc: South G-town, Tx
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umm do you like your gig??
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#7153737 - 02/09/12 08:55 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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Was Brad your first or Derek?
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#7153740 - 02/09/12 08:55 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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No!
Yes, I do enjoy the fire extinguisher industry. Uhhm....mmm....I guess I'm misunderstood the question.
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#7153742 - 02/09/12 08:55 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 04/15/09
Posts: 23029
Loc: South G-town, Tx
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are you ghey?
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#7153750 - 02/09/12 08:56 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: tx
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Was Brad your first or Derek? I was gonna ask men or women but never mind now.
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#7153753 - 02/09/12 08:57 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Was Brad your first or Derek? Straight as a board here, Sir! Women only! I woldn't pizz on either one of 'em if they were on fire! -alton
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#7153755 - 02/09/12 08:57 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: FattyMcButterpants]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: tx
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Have you stopped beating your wife?  What is this?
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#7153756 - 02/09/12 08:57 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 12/30/01
Posts: 47220
Loc: Watauga,TX
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Was Brad your first or Derek? Straight as a board here, Sir! Women only! I woldn't pizz on either one of 'em if they were on fire! -alton that wasnt the question
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#7153761 - 02/09/12 08:58 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 04/25/10
Posts: 8400
Loc: Crowley, TX
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Do you know how to fish?
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#7153762 - 02/09/12 08:58 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: FattyMcButterpants]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Have you stopped beating your wife? Only when she shuts up!
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#7153768 - 02/09/12 08:59 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: FattyMcButterpants]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: tx
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Have you stopped beating your wife? What is this? bear trap That's what I thought.
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#7153769 - 02/09/12 08:59 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Queen of Bees
Registered: 02/10/04
Posts: 24592
Loc: Ennis, TX.
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Was Brad your first or Derek? Straight as a board here, Sir! Women only! I woldn't pizz on either one of 'em if they were on fire! -alton I thought you enjoyed the fire extinguisher industry?
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#7153772 - 02/09/12 08:59 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: SkeeterMarine]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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See resultsfor 1st ever Media Bass Super Team tournament - 4-1-2008
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#7153774 - 02/09/12 08:59 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: FattyMcButterpants]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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Have you quit using meth yet?
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#7153780 - 02/09/12 09:00 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 08/06/08
Posts: 7602
Loc: tx
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Daily eating establishment review please?
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#7153781 - 02/09/12 09:00 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Have you quit using meth yet?
Tha diggity dank sho be's my friend!
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#7153783 - 02/09/12 09:01 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Kev®]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Why don't you like wimmin? I loves me some poon! -alton
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#7153784 - 02/09/12 09:01 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lvngstonbassmn]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Daily eating establishment review please? I worked in Industrial settings today! I'll catch ya tomorrow! -alton
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#7153785 - 02/09/12 09:02 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Team Angler
Registered: 02/11/11
Posts: 3966
Loc: Texas
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#7153786 - 02/09/12 09:02 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 14064
Loc: Fort Worth
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Have you stopped touching yourself inappropriately in public yet?
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#7153787 - 02/09/12 09:02 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
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#7153789 - 02/09/12 09:02 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 6490
Loc: City of the Damned (Dallas TX)
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I have a question!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot my question... Sorry.... 
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#7153793 - 02/09/12 09:03 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
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#7153796 - 02/09/12 09:03 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Kev®]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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How has the fire extinguisher business been treating you? Quite nicely, lately! During my 2 week vacation, I brought on 6 new customers and had my best check in 5 months! It's amazing what you can do when you ain't sittin' in front of the computer all the time on the TFF! -alton
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#7153802 - 02/09/12 09:04 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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Are you still a racist?
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#7153804 - 02/09/12 09:05 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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I like steak
Never been to wrigley
Ain't nothing wrong with a little pocket pool in public!
-alton
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#7153805 - 02/09/12 09:05 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Derek]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 14064
Loc: Fort Worth
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If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? Probably would never leave the couch.
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#7153814 - 02/09/12 09:06 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Rain - NO!!!
hotdog question - only with chili and extra onions.
-alton
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#7153818 - 02/09/12 09:07 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 6490
Loc: City of the Damned (Dallas TX)
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Oh ok...... Here's my question.....
On Happy Days they had a saying. "Sit on it" What is the "it" ?
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#7153821 - 02/09/12 09:07 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 14064
Loc: Fort Worth
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Do you like long romantic walks on a moonlit beach? Would you ever consider doing it with a woman instead next time?
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Second Amendment to the United States ConstitutionWho is John Galt?
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#7153822 - 02/09/12 09:07 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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If you were stranded on an island with Brad Pitt, would you play the girl role or boy role?
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#7153827 - 02/09/12 09:08 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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this
-Alton
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#7153830 - 02/09/12 09:08 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: have_rod_reel_travel]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 14064
Loc: Fort Worth
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On Happy Days they had a saying. "Sit on it" What is the "it" ?
See the hot dog question. Chili and onions optional.
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Second Amendment to the United States ConstitutionWho is John Galt?
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#7153844 - 02/09/12 09:11 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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imgonefishing, it sounds like you're hitting on me! You're barkin' up the wrong tree here, pal!
Go find the current forum that Golden Ghost is currently posting on!
Women only here, pal!
-alton
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#7153853 - 02/09/12 09:15 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Kev®]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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How many times have you kissed a man on the lips? Kev, you should be ashamed! Your wife would be appalled at yer behavior! Maybe you should add imgonefishing to your "buddies" list! He's currently looking for Butties........oops, I mean Buddies! -alton
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#7153859 - 02/09/12 09:17 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: FattyMcButterpants]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Have you always been this big of an attention whore? I thought being an attention whore was how you get to 45,000! -alton
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#7153860 - 02/09/12 09:18 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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Will I be well enough to fish Fork on Sunday?
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#7153863 - 02/09/12 09:18 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 6490
Loc: City of the Damned (Dallas TX)
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Ok sir here's another....
Three women, marry one, kill one and make sweet love to one.
And here's the women....
1. Lady Ga Ga
2. Betty White
3. Sofia Vergara
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#7153867 - 02/09/12 09:19 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Tom Groves]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Will I be well enough to fish Fork on Sunday? Is that an invite? If so, the answer is "YES"! -alton
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#7153880 - 02/09/12 09:21 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: have_rod_reel_travel]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Ok sir here's another....
Three women, marry one, kill one and make sweet love to one.
And here's the women....
1. Lady Ga Ga - Off this one
2. Betty White - MArry this one
3. Sofia Vergara - Mkae SWEEEEEET LOVE to this one!
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#7153892 - 02/09/12 09:23 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: bull squat]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Does anyone here have a life? I'll answer your question of you explain where Merit, Tx is! -alton
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#7153893 - 02/09/12 09:23 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 04/24/05
Posts: 6490
Loc: City of the Damned (Dallas TX)
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You win!!!!!!!!!!!
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#7153922 - 02/09/12 09:29 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: bull squat]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Northeast of Farmersville. The answer to your question is "HELL NO!!!" -alton
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#7154003 - 02/09/12 09:45 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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Do you like your probation officer?
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#7154016 - 02/09/12 09:49 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 23815
Loc: Dallas
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Alton, would you take me fishing on Lake Fork during the spawn?
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#7154053 - 02/09/12 09:55 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 10/26/04
Posts: 1577
Loc: Area 51
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Who's a better angler, you or your FIL, Ed?
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#7154064 - 02/09/12 09:56 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 05/26/09
Posts: 12063
Loc: Over Yonder Way
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How many milliliters are in 1 qt?
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#7154072 - 02/09/12 09:58 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
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Loc: my recliner
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lots of unanswered questions still
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#7154153 - 02/09/12 10:21 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Fish'n Cynic]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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Who's a better angler, you or your FIL, Ed? This just went south. 
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#7154158 - 02/09/12 10:22 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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lots of unanswered questions still I`m sure his better half told him it was time for bed, or to take the trash out.
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#7154178 - 02/09/12 10:28 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Super Freak
Registered: 03/28/02
Posts: 50257
Loc: Denton
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ever been caught pulling the goalie?
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#7154181 - 02/09/12 10:29 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Scagnetti]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/22/01
Posts: 25031
Loc: So I'm on the 1st tee
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Alton, would you take me fishing on Lake Fork during the spawn? and me
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#7154203 - 02/09/12 10:34 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Brad]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 23815
Loc: Dallas
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Alton, would you take me fishing on Lake Fork during the spawn? and me It's the power of the Brad!
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#7154218 - 02/09/12 10:38 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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OK, I'm back! I had to take the trash out or I was gonna get put in timeout!
Scags - Yes
Brad - Yes
Cynic - Ed, 100%
AO - I'm left-brained!
Lanman - I'm married to her, so I guess she's OK!
-alton
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#7154236 - 02/09/12 10:42 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 04/15/09
Posts: 23029
Loc: South G-town, Tx
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did you hear about the gay caveman??
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#7154238 - 02/09/12 10:42 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Get with Scags and ya'll figure it out!
-alton
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#7154240 - 02/09/12 10:43 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: J.D.B.]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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did you hear about the gay caveman?? no
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#7154266 - 02/09/12 10:50 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Has inspecting 10# fire extinguishers always been your life long ambition?
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#7154274 - 02/09/12 10:53 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
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Loc: Sherman, TX
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Why did Kevster change his name to Kev?
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#7154292 - 02/09/12 10:58 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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FM, when I graduated from GPHS, I was awarded a Full Acedemic Scholarship to Harvard! I turned it down because they didn't have any Fire Safety & Prevention courses for me to take!
Tommy, Kev is going through a mid-life crisis right now. He got banned from Love & War up in Plano because he was drinking too many pomegranete Margaritas and acting all creepy by sitting over in the corner all night taking pics of the women as they walked by!
-alton
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#7154349 - 02/09/12 11:28 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: JDavis7873®]
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Super Freak
Registered: 03/28/02
Posts: 50257
Loc: Denton
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fail
Edited by JDavis7873® (02/09/12 11:39 PM)
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#7154363 - 02/09/12 11:36 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 23815
Loc: Dallas
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Alton, would you take Brad and me fishing on Lake Fork during the spawn? OK, I'm back! I had to take the trash out or I was gonna get put in timeout!
Scags - Yes
Brad - Yes
Get with Scags and ya'll figure it out!
-alton We want to go when you want to go.
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#7154366 - 02/09/12 11:36 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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do you make your own sandwiches?
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#7154370 - 02/09/12 11:38 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 09/17/04
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Loc: Yantis TX
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Does anyone here have a life? I'll answer your question of you explain where Merit, Tx is! -alton North of Greenville I have deer processed there.
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Edit Reason: Reason
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#7154372 - 02/09/12 11:39 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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See resultsfor 1st ever Media Bass Super Team tournament - 4-1-2008 and I thought you got the nickname "dink" for other reasons.
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#7154376 - 02/09/12 11:41 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Super Freak
Registered: 03/28/02
Posts: 50257
Loc: Denton
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lobster claw, baby arm,
or the worlds greatest ladies man except that you have uncontrollable projectile vomit every time you stand up?
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#7154380 - 02/09/12 11:43 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Super Freak
Registered: 03/28/02
Posts: 50257
Loc: Denton
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Worlds tallest midget or worlds shortest giant?
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#7154387 - 02/09/12 11:46 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 05/20/11
Posts: 5395
Loc: Watauga, TX
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Why would you call somebody a bold faced liar in your first ever post on the forum? http://texasfishingforum.com/forums/ubbt...sed#Post1134534
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#7154401 - 02/09/12 11:59 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 09/26/05
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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
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#7154406 - 02/10/12 12:01 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 02/16/06
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Brunettes, redheads or ...duh....blonds ?
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#7154408 - 02/10/12 12:01 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 09/26/05
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Loc: Lewisville
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Whats the French word for bouquet?
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#7154423 - 02/10/12 12:16 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 09/06/08
Posts: 25600
Loc: guthrie oklahoma
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why do you wear your  to IHOP?
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#7154462 - 02/10/12 12:56 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 14064
Loc: Fort Worth
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imgonefishing, it sounds like you're hitting on me! You're barkin' up the wrong tree here, pal!
Go find the current forum that Golden Ghost is currently posting on!
Women only here, pal!
-alton Easy there feller. I ain't trying to cut in on Derek or anything.
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#7154551 - 02/10/12 04:46 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: AnnieO]
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Registered: 09/06/08
Posts: 25600
Loc: guthrie oklahoma
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How many milliliters are in 1 qt? well duhhhh a quarts worth.  what'd I win, what'd I win huh huh?
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#7154553 - 02/10/12 04:51 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 09/06/08
Posts: 25600
Loc: guthrie oklahoma
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why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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#7154557 - 02/10/12 04:56 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 07/19/05
Posts: 17131
Loc: Lewisville,Tx
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I hear you married up, way up. Can we see a picture of the Mrs?
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#7154625 - 02/10/12 06:09 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: OldFrog]
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Registered: 01/14/07
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Loc: Grand Prairie
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Brunettes, redheads or ...duh....blonds ? I'm currently with Blondie for 10 years this year. However, I've always been partial to redheads!!!! Redheads ain't the marryin' types - they're alot of fun, but too damn crazy! -Alton
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#7154626 - 02/10/12 06:11 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: AnnieO]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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do you make your own sandwiches? I make my own - white bread, big schmear of jalepeno beandip, 3 slices of ham, 2 slices of cheese, and cheese dorritos pressed into the beandip that's schmeared onto the bread. Greatest sammy in the world! Yer welcome! -alton
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#7154628 - 02/10/12 06:13 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Zeek the Greek]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
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Loc: Grand Prairie
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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? When yer bag starts droopin'! -alton
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#7154629 - 02/10/12 06:14 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Caribou]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
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Loc: Grand Prairie
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I was a brash young'un in my formative years! I calls is like I sees it! -alton
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#7154637 - 02/10/12 06:19 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek?
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#7154641 - 02/10/12 06:21 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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#7154647 - 02/10/12 06:25 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek? No switch hittin' here, Sir! Straight as an arrow! -Alton
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#7154667 - 02/10/12 06:34 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 10828
Loc: Ft.Worth / Lake Worth, Texas
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek? No switch hittin' here, Sir! Straight as an arrow! -Alton So,what your saying is your door doesn't swing both ways?
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#7154671 - 02/10/12 06:36 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 04/15/09
Posts: 23029
Loc: South G-town, Tx
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Alabama rig or no??
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#7154698 - 02/10/12 06:50 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Lannie Robertson]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek? No switch hittin' here, Sir! Straight as an arrow! -Alton So,what your saying is your door doesn't swing both ways? BOOM! That's EXACTLY what I'm sayin'!!!
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#7154706 - 02/10/12 06:51 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: J.D.B.]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
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The merits of the Alabama rig have still not been proven with any merit! All I've seen is hype - what I haven't seen is reults! Answer - an emphatic "NO"!!!! -alton
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#7154713 - 02/10/12 06:53 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Mr. Crabs
Registered: 05/14/05
Posts: 24463
Loc: South of Heaven, North of Hell...
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What does the "K" stand for?
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#7154740 - 02/10/12 07:05 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Kev®]
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Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Why is Tom Groves so mean? Tom has some problems! I don't mean to be tellin' tales outside of school, but that sum'gun is mentally unstable! We were fishing one time and I swear I saw this with my own eyes - Tom missed a bite on a jig (which ain't nothin' new). He proceeded to take the jig off the line, throw the rod and reel into the water, tie the jig to the bill of his cap, and scream at the cap and the jig in some tribal, banshee, high pitched, indian war chant for about an hour! He was makin' noises and screamin' things that words can't even begin to explain! I truly thought that a demon had possessed him. After, what I thought to be an eternity, he told me to take the front of the boat because he needed to "reboot". He then took off his rain gear and then put on some Pajamas with the footies in them and tried to curl up under the console with a mirror and some spray tanning stuff! The whole time this is going on, I'm up on the front of the boat trying to fish! I truly considered jumping out of the boat and trying to swim for it! After about an hours nap and a new coat of spray tan, he regained his composure and started to fish again! He kept mumbling something about how he just wished he had his Care Bears and "My Buddy" doll! His temper is volatile, to say the least! His mind could snap like a twig at any moment! There's no telling what he's capable of, I'm telling ya! -alton
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#7154743 - 02/10/12 07:05 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: grandpa75672]
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What does the "K" stand for? I can only tell you that it's German in nature! -alton
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#7154816 - 02/10/12 07:43 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 07/19/05
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Loc: Lewisville,Tx
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When are you gonna answer my question?
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#7154844 - 02/10/12 07:54 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Extreme Angler
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Can I be like you when I grow up?
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#7154984 - 02/10/12 08:35 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 09/26/05
Posts: 7240
Loc: Lewisville
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Do you wash your hands after you wipe?
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#7155247 - 02/10/12 09:44 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 07/22/10
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How long have you been a nutbar?
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#7155260 - 02/10/12 09:45 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 12/01/03
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PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT:
If you were a competitive swimmer, what stroke would play to your strengths and why?
a)backstroke
b)breaststroke
c)freestyle
d)butterfly
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#7155296 - 02/10/12 09:53 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
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Registered: 08/14/07
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Loc: Sherman, TX
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PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT:
If you were a competitive swimmer, what stroke would play to your strengths and why?
a)backstroke
b)breaststroke
c)freestyle
d)butterfly
e)Sink (Have you seen the size of this man)?
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#7155304 - 02/10/12 09:56 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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Why is Tom Groves so mean? Tom has some problems! I don't mean to be tellin' tales outside of school, but that sum'gun is mentally unstable! We were fishing one time and I swear I saw this with my own eyes - Tom missed a bite on a jig (which ain't nothin' new). He proceeded to take the jig off the line, throw the rod and reel into the water, tie the jig to the bill of his cap, and scream at the cap and the jig in some tribal, banshee, high pitched, indian war chant for about an hour! He was makin' noises and screamin' things that words can't even begin to explain! I truly thought that a demon had possessed him. After, what I thought to be an eternity, he told me to take the front of the boat because he needed to "reboot". He then took off his rain gear and then put on some Pajamas with the footies in them and tried to curl up under the console with a mirror and some spray tanning stuff! The whole time this is going on, I'm up on the front of the boat trying to fish! I truly considered jumping out of the boat and trying to swim for it! After about an hours nap and a new coat of spray tan, he regained his composure and started to fish again! He kept mumbling something about how he just wished he had his Care Bears and "My Buddy" doll! His temper is volatile, to say the least! His mind could snap like a twig at any moment! There's no telling what he's capable of, I'm telling ya! -alton  After reading the above reply I think we all are starting to wonder about you. 
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#7156571 - 02/10/12 03:13 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 08/03/07
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Have you ever eaten anything while you were on the throne?
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#7156740 - 02/10/12 04:12 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 09/06/08
Posts: 25600
Loc: guthrie oklahoma
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do you text yourself to keep from getting lonely?
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#7156760 - 02/10/12 04:20 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
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Loc: Sherman, TX
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They say a fireman has a long hose. Does a fire extinguisher guy have a short hose?
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#7156794 - 02/10/12 04:36 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 02/16/06
Posts: 45060
Loc: I'm somewhere all the time
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ZING !
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