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#7154629 - 02/10/12 06:14 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Caribou]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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I was a brash young'un in my formative years! I calls is like I sees it! -alton
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#7154637 - 02/10/12 06:19 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 06/02/05
Posts: 24674
Loc: my recliner
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek?
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#7154641 - 02/10/12 06:21 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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Registered: 05/15/07
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Loc: Arlington
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#7154647 - 02/10/12 06:25 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: lanman71]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek? No switch hittin' here, Sir! Straight as an arrow! -Alton
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#7154667 - 02/10/12 06:34 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 10828
Loc: Ft.Worth / Lake Worth, Texas
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek? No switch hittin' here, Sir! Straight as an arrow! -Alton So,what your saying is your door doesn't swing both ways?
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#7154671 - 02/10/12 06:36 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 04/15/09
Posts: 23029
Loc: South G-town, Tx
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Alabama rig or no??
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#7154698 - 02/10/12 06:50 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Lannie Robertson]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Does your wife mind sharing you with Derek? No switch hittin' here, Sir! Straight as an arrow! -Alton So,what your saying is your door doesn't swing both ways? BOOM! That's EXACTLY what I'm sayin'!!!
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#7154706 - 02/10/12 06:51 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: J.D.B.]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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The merits of the Alabama rig have still not been proven with any merit! All I've seen is hype - what I haven't seen is reults! Answer - an emphatic "NO"!!!! -alton
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#7154713 - 02/10/12 06:53 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Mr. Crabs
Registered: 05/14/05
Posts: 24463
Loc: South of Heaven, North of Hell...
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What does the "K" stand for?
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#7154740 - 02/10/12 07:05 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Kev®]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Why is Tom Groves so mean? Tom has some problems! I don't mean to be tellin' tales outside of school, but that sum'gun is mentally unstable! We were fishing one time and I swear I saw this with my own eyes - Tom missed a bite on a jig (which ain't nothin' new). He proceeded to take the jig off the line, throw the rod and reel into the water, tie the jig to the bill of his cap, and scream at the cap and the jig in some tribal, banshee, high pitched, indian war chant for about an hour! He was makin' noises and screamin' things that words can't even begin to explain! I truly thought that a demon had possessed him. After, what I thought to be an eternity, he told me to take the front of the boat because he needed to "reboot". He then took off his rain gear and then put on some Pajamas with the footies in them and tried to curl up under the console with a mirror and some spray tanning stuff! The whole time this is going on, I'm up on the front of the boat trying to fish! I truly considered jumping out of the boat and trying to swim for it! After about an hours nap and a new coat of spray tan, he regained his composure and started to fish again! He kept mumbling something about how he just wished he had his Care Bears and "My Buddy" doll! His temper is volatile, to say the least! His mind could snap like a twig at any moment! There's no telling what he's capable of, I'm telling ya! -alton
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#7154743 - 02/10/12 07:05 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: grandpa75672]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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What does the "K" stand for? I can only tell you that it's German in nature! -alton
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#7154816 - 02/10/12 07:43 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 07/19/05
Posts: 17131
Loc: Lewisville,Tx
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When are you gonna answer my question?
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#7154844 - 02/10/12 07:54 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 10/08/06
Posts: 2537
Loc: knee deep in it
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Can I be like you when I grow up?
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#7154984 - 02/10/12 08:35 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 09/26/05
Posts: 7240
Loc: Lewisville
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Do you wash your hands after you wipe?
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#7155247 - 02/10/12 09:44 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Angler
Registered: 07/22/10
Posts: 360
Loc: yantis,tx
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How long have you been a nutbar?
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#7155260 - 02/10/12 09:45 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 12/01/03
Posts: 6320
Loc: omotive!
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PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT:
If you were a competitive swimmer, what stroke would play to your strengths and why?
a)backstroke
b)breaststroke
c)freestyle
d)butterfly
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#7155296 - 02/10/12 09:53 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: fishmagnet]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT:
If you were a competitive swimmer, what stroke would play to your strengths and why?
a)backstroke
b)breaststroke
c)freestyle
d)butterfly
e)Sink (Have you seen the size of this man)?
Fixed it! 
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#7155304 - 02/10/12 09:56 AM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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Why is Tom Groves so mean? Tom has some problems! I don't mean to be tellin' tales outside of school, but that sum'gun is mentally unstable! We were fishing one time and I swear I saw this with my own eyes - Tom missed a bite on a jig (which ain't nothin' new). He proceeded to take the jig off the line, throw the rod and reel into the water, tie the jig to the bill of his cap, and scream at the cap and the jig in some tribal, banshee, high pitched, indian war chant for about an hour! He was makin' noises and screamin' things that words can't even begin to explain! I truly thought that a demon had possessed him. After, what I thought to be an eternity, he told me to take the front of the boat because he needed to "reboot". He then took off his rain gear and then put on some Pajamas with the footies in them and tried to curl up under the console with a mirror and some spray tanning stuff! The whole time this is going on, I'm up on the front of the boat trying to fish! I truly considered jumping out of the boat and trying to swim for it! After about an hours nap and a new coat of spray tan, he regained his composure and started to fish again! He kept mumbling something about how he just wished he had his Care Bears and "My Buddy" doll! His temper is volatile, to say the least! His mind could snap like a twig at any moment! There's no telling what he's capable of, I'm telling ya! -alton  After reading the above reply I think we all are starting to wonder about you. 
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#7156571 - 02/10/12 03:13 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 08/03/07
Posts: 14064
Loc: Fort Worth
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Have you ever eaten anything while you were on the throne?
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#7156740 - 02/10/12 04:12 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 09/06/08
Posts: 25600
Loc: guthrie oklahoma
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do you text yourself to keep from getting lonely?
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#7156760 - 02/10/12 04:20 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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Bait Maker
Registered: 08/14/07
Posts: 7986
Loc: Sherman, TX
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They say a fireman has a long hose. Does a fire extinguisher guy have a short hose?
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#7156794 - 02/10/12 04:36 PM
Re: Does anyone want to ask me a question, for a change?
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 02/16/06
Posts: 45060
Loc: I'm somewhere all the time
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ZING !
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