I'm gonna be in Ennis and Corsicana for a couple of days in May!!!

I wanna see your bee hives, your shop, and your supply of Natty!

I'M NOT AT ALL INTERESTED in seeing your stash of never-ending strange pics that you always send me!

I also wanna meet the secretary!

-alton

Rainbow BFF's......

The secretary isn't real... I saw that pic in an ad on some news site today...

Well Bill, have you seen the self portrait that Derek is sending out of himself playing with his kid's toys?

-alton

Don't you have some super bowl replays to watch?

-alton

You sure you wanna party with Derek?

I just got screamed at for laughing tooooo loud! That is pure greatness, Lannie!

For an ol' country boy, you sure know yer way around one of them there compruter thangies!!!

-alton

WTH?

What happened Alton? You drop Brad as your BFF?

I'll be in town Thursday.


Stay well away from the lake.

You fishing JP, Allison?

-alton

somebody's missing a head.

Didja like that, JD? Derek sent me that last week while I was doing the Fire Extinguisher Service at Immaculate Conception Catholic Church! My phone burst into flames!

-alton

That must be what yer seeing after taking all the meds that you've taken today, you sicko!!!

You wouldn't be so iff if ya hadn't been doing who knows what with all those lot lizards out in AZ!!!

-alton

No, I've been babysitting. You?

I was hoping you were going to JP! I've got a ton of brush to put out and was gonna ask to use your boat to do it with. I just vaccuumed mine and don't wanna get it dirty!

I'd even let you mark the spots with yer GPS!

-alton

Bring it. Give me a weeks notice and I'll see if I can get out of work. You will put on a bee jacket and check them out.

HELL NO! You'll put on the jjacket and I'll be in the truck, swillin' an ice-cold NAtty and Praying that the Lord blesses me by getting to see you get attacked by your own colony!!!

I'd like to see the bee whisperer plying his craft.

I'll be there in May to see it for myself! I'd say I'd get some video, but I'm not even smart enough to be able to reply with those little smiley face things, much less get a video and post it here on the TFF!

Maybe I''ll work on that before May!

-alton

That would be pretty cool to see. I go up close with a bee suit on.

I'm not sure I want to see it... Pictures that Derek sends out scare me

OT G2G at Derek's house / shop in May???

-alton

i'll bring the epi-pens

I'll bring fire extinguishers

It's pretty awesome.

Come on. I'll even go suitless. As I mostly do.

Alright, I'll video it and let JD try to explain how to post it!

What in the hell is there to video, anyways?

Derek puts on some mask and goes and puts a can of Natty and bag of dogfood or a half-eaten ham sammy on top of the beehive, then the bees attact the food and Derek, if we're lucky!

Not a bad idea. Bring me some Natty

Are serious? I'll go will you collecting honey or what?I think it would be cool. Can those lil bastages sting through the suit?

not if you bring a can of raid

I am so in!

Note to self....never open another thread with Alton and Derek in the subject line.

Whatever your want. We can collect honey, just inspect the hive, sit out front of it and see what they bring.

Yes they can sting though it, though I have never been stung though it.