Subject: FW: Yearly physical




During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so
I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight
beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down
several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of
quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four "leaks"
behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors
man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a crappy golfer."

The eight beer and four leak part sounds like me. If you're talking about 9 holes, that is.