Been working my "magic" (or lack thereof) on an ex wife of a client in order to bring her to a state of mind where she settles the community property issue without fanfare.
It seems this one, in just 2 short months has already earned the title:
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"Certified Crazy"

My job is nearly done. She cant pay her bills or shop til she drops and actually has to COUNT her money once in a while. My heavens. Welcome to the world.

Reality is setting in...and of course, I'm the one who catches it by phone. Her next step is to threaten every male on the planet.

Beware, gentlemen, for she's just about to go postal on the entire world....thus joining the ranks of the millions of Certified Crazy females already out there just waiting for one of you guys to get involved.

I do love my job sometimes.

Pics??

Thanks for the warning!

Trust me, you DONT WANT pics of this one...

Sounds like your the dog whisperer of women.keep up the good work.

Are women naturally crazy or do men make them that way?

"Eve"need I say more?

you have no idea how close you came to describing her.....with the word "dog"... She's a rich dog, though....even after she settles. Just not rich enough for me to want to touch her...ugh.

Tell her you know a wealthy pilot from Southwest Airlines.

Is she a redhead? First name Patricia? Happiness is also a confirmed dodged bullet.

Nope. Not a redhead. But she's going crazy enough to want to dye it red any day now. One more little barb and she's over the edge.
Cant wait until she talks to her atty tomorrow. I spent all morning in HIS atty's office, baiting more traps. His atty is calling hers tomorrow, outlining our position on something. She's going to freak, but there is nothing she can do. Humans are so predictable. Women are even worse when it comes to financial security. And yes, I sleep well at night. She was caught doing the deed more than once with other men. She deserves this.

We need pics so we know which one to run from.

Why are you certifying her crazy? I am pretty dang sure they all ship Factory Certified Crazy.

I assume she doesn't live in her car?

Good point. But after I get done with them on a divorce case, and if I do my job right, they are pure psycho if they tick me off....and she ticked me off. The NERVE of her to imply that I am on her husband's payroll during this trying time! I am no such thing. I'm an independent contractor and I follow the gold. (Soon she will have none.) Her atty is in way over his head and it's fun to observe. HIS atty and I have bonded...so to speak. He loves me now, but doesnt want to know everything. This woman is predicted to become dangerous at some point.

OldFrog, do you work for Cheaters ( the TV Show ) - lol

I do love a challenge, kinda of crazy myself. I think I need pics and other data of said crazy specimen, and a bank statement just to see what rewards might be!

I agree they are all crazy, but it seems like if she's rich, it might be a little easier to tolerate...for awhile at least.

believe me, I have dated alot this year and EVERY one of them dont care a lick about anyone but numero uno. I gave up.
If a woman 35-45 is half way decent looking they have such a crazy high image of themselves its unbelievable and they dont care if anyone else lives or dies.

Boy, soggy, you have been looking for love in all the wrong places or you are attracted to just the wrong type of woman.

Um, this chick doesn't happen to own an AR15 does she?

Thank you for your service.

I don't know about an AR15, but I am beginning to suspect there is a Pilar in the mix.

i'll tame that shrew

I wouldn't tolerate a crazy lady just because she is rich. On the other hand, I've had my fair share of crazies that were broke, so why not.

as long as i get my allowance

See, the problem is that 99% of the crazy ladies available aren't rich ... the rich ones got that way mostly cause they aren't crazy. What you need to do is find a crazy woman who inherited a boatload of money.

Zeek, the rich ladies who are "trust fund" babies probably have a higher percentage of crazies than the women who have made their own fortune. Now some of the women who made their own money may be card carrying witches, but not many of them are going to be classified as crazy.

I would stay away from the rich gals who have buried several husbands to accumulate their wealth. Run Zeek run.

Depends.

Did they die smiling and happy, or bleating in terror?

I love poor girls.