i hope one day ill be called Poop Deck Pappy

wat

Having a legitimate excuse to take hgh

cool stache eh?

joint replacement and the gimping that goes with them.

being hooked on viagra is no joking matter

it can lead to hard time

I want to be called Poppy and fed ribs.

that's why I switched to cialas, 3 days per pill and a 90 day script means I am good for a month.

Death

At what age does a man really need that stuff?

you'll find out youngster

Brad already has that and he isn't old

Never. Just chase younger, more exciting women. You know....the ones below 75.

telling your grand kids of a time when people talked to eatch other on the phone
telling them why they call it roling down or rolling up the window

when 20 mpg was good gas miedge
that kind of stuff

Having Great Grand kids to spoil and send home

and that's why std's run rampant amongst seniors. second only to those in their early 20s.

and might i add an ewwwwwwww.....

When I was 10 Years old I was afraid of it. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I get to be 70, I will forget about it.

lots fishing, coffee shop, being able to speak your mind,slapping the carp out of young punks for wearing their flat brimmed hat backwards, going to the nursing home kinda like going back to high school but they cant run away...sponge baths you get the point.

My Grandpa on my mom's side had a harem of blue hairs at the senior center. They were always cooking him dinner and visiting. He died of a heart attack, from over exertion from "walking". Yeah, I didn't believe then either.

Carrying $8.57 worth of change in your pocket.

sharts, standing in front of the urinal for 5 minutes, cracking every bone in your body, blurred vision, jaundice, liver spots

I'm ready to reach the age where I speak my mind 100% of the time.

I am at about 40% now.

But he looks good doing it.