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#7115489 - 01/31/12 05:48 PM
Tell the story of your 1st beer.
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Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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Not your 1st drink, but you 1st, very own can / bottle of beer.
Me - I was 13 and I had to jog about 6 miles on a summer day to my uncle's house in Midlothian to get his help for 3 blown tires - 2 on the truck and one on the trailer we were pulling. Uncle Johnny (God rest his soul) saw I was hot and offered me the beer on the way back over to the truck / trailer! I was sure proud to have that cold beer. It was a Sunday - it was hot - it was none other than the famed "Ol' Milwaukee's Best"!!! I can still feel the head-snap that it gave me!
-alton
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#7115501 - 01/31/12 05:51 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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my old man would tell me that when i was 4 or 5 i would always try to sneak a drink of his falstaff beer and then he would back hand me through the wall
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#7115510 - 01/31/12 05:54 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 01/14/07
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Loc: Grand Prairie
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That's a sip! When did you have your very own 1st beer? I oughtta backhand you through the wall for not following the rules!
Smarten up, kid!
-Alton
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#7115516 - 01/31/12 05:55 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 01/18/08
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Loc: TEJAS
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dang i can't even remember
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#7115556 - 01/31/12 06:06 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Team Angler
Registered: 06/30/10
Posts: 4751
Loc: San Antonio
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i was 15 years old, new years eve party.
we had been sneaking nips of hard liquor from friends parents cabinets for a few years now.
I have my parents drop me off (they had NO clue what was going on inside, I told them we were just gonna watch movies) and open the door to 30 drunk kids.
Reach in a ice chest, grab my first beer(a miller lite) and the rest was history.
Made out with two different girls that night, smoked half a pack of marlboro lights and passed out around 3am.
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#7115582 - 01/31/12 06:10 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: txtrophy]
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Registered: 01/14/07
Posts: 11379
Loc: Grand Prairie
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i was 15 years old, new years eve party.
we had been sneaking nips of hard liquor from friends parents cabinets for a few years now.
I have my parents drop me off (they had NO clue what was going on inside, I told them we were just gonna watch movies) and open the door to 30 drunk kids.
Reach in a ice chest, grab my first beer(a miller lite) and the rest was history.
Made out with two different girls that night, smoked half a pack of marlboro lights and passed out around 3am.
Son, that's livin' right there!!! -Alton
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#7115592 - 01/31/12 06:13 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 04/18/10
Posts: 214
Loc: Garland, Tx
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I was 21 and had never had any alcohol before and my cousin was riding my case about it. We ended up betting on a game of Madden and he won so I drank my first beer. And I still drink today. Thanks Blake, you jerk!
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#7115748 - 01/31/12 06:45 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Team Angler
Registered: 06/30/10
Posts: 4751
Loc: San Antonio
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i was 15 years old, new years eve party.
we had been sneaking nips of hard liquor from friends parents cabinets for a few years now.
I have my parents drop me off (they had NO clue what was going on inside, I told them we were just gonna watch movies) and open the door to 30 drunk kids.
Reach in a ice chest, grab my first beer(a miller lite) and the rest was history.
Made out with two different girls that night, smoked half a pack of marlboro lights and passed out around 3am.
Son, that's livin' right there!!! -Alton i even have a pic of one of the girls....lemme find it
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#7115821 - 01/31/12 07:01 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 12/16/09
Posts: 2813
Loc: Northern Mexico
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I believe it was deer camp around 16-17 years old. All the elders had passed out and me and another guy my age got polluted. Neither one of us hunted the next day. It was Pearl or Pabst, shoulda been enough for me to never want beer again.
Edited by Lip Grip (01/31/12 07:03 PM)
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#7115826 - 01/31/12 07:03 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: txtrophy]
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Registered: 01/14/07
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Loc: Grand Prairie
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#7115830 - 01/31/12 07:03 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 04/25/10
Posts: 8400
Loc: Crowley, TX
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Man I can't even remember my first whole beer!
I remember my first cigarette, but not beer.
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#7115849 - 01/31/12 07:06 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 03/19/08
Posts: 26297
Loc: Between here and there
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I'll tell ya when it happens. I had some of my uncle's beer when I was three...puked all over the place. Had a sip when I was 17 and it tasted as bad as it smelled. No thanks.
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#7116008 - 01/31/12 07:40 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Angler
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 467
Loc: Arlington, TX
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i was a goody goody. my first drink was on my 21st birthday. my wife convinced me to try one but i was too embarassed to go buy it. she walked over to the package store and returned with a six pack of dos xx, saying that it goes down smooth and isn't that strong. took one sip, said it tasted like ginger ale. a couple weeks later i had a sam adams and i've been drinking dark beers since.
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#7116030 - 01/31/12 07:43 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Angler
Registered: 04/26/08
Posts: 486
Loc: Justin
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It was after a Oklahoma vs Texas game. My dad gave me a Zigenbock and said have it if you want it. It didn't taste too good. My second one was after moving some 1 x 1 stone bricks into the back yard and laying them down. Man that one tasted good!
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#7116056 - 01/31/12 07:48 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 02/08/08
Posts: 13552
Loc: East Texas
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be more specific please ... first one today ?
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#7116120 - 01/31/12 08:00 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 05/26/09
Posts: 4021
Loc: A wandering Nomad
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10 years old with my 19 year old brother at his first apartment. He invited some friends over and I learned how to play quarters. He taught me it is okay to burp after slamming a beer - even with women around!
Edited by VIP Fishing (01/31/12 08:01 PM)
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#7116266 - 01/31/12 08:26 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 09/19/10
Posts: 1998
Loc: Tyler Tx
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18, going in the Corps the next week. A buddy of mine was home on leave and told me I better learn to like beer before I made it in because that was a Marine's natural pastime.
His parents have a house on Pines, we took off to stay there for the weekend with about 400 gallons of Coors light and a bunch of our friends. My first beer turned into about 12 or so, there was a very hot redhead who I can't remember her name for the life of me. There was a backseat, there was more beer, then some vomit around 4-5am, then I slept, in the front yard, right by the tail gate of a Chevy truck where I was attempting to procure one final beer.
The rest of my teens, 20's, and up to 30 are a blur but I was exceptional at that particular sport.
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#7116289 - 01/31/12 08:31 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Alton K]
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Registered: 07/27/07
Posts: 18354
Loc: Plano TX
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I really can't remember my first beer but I can sure as heck remember my first taste of whiskey. Hidden bottle in the farm barn. Oh geez.
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#7116299 - 01/31/12 08:32 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: slodsm]
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Registered: 07/27/07
Posts: 18354
Loc: Plano TX
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18, going in the Corps the next week. A buddy of mine was home on leave and told me I better learn to like beer before I made it in because that was a Marine's natural pastime.
His parents have a house on Pines, we took off to stay there for the weekend with about 400 gallons of Coors light and a bunch of our friends. My first beer turned into about 12 or so, there was a very hot redhead who I can't remember her name for the life of me. There was a backseat, there was more beer, then some vomit around 4-5am, then I slept, in the front yard, right by the tail gate of a Chevy truck where I was attempting to procure one final beer.
The rest of my teens, 20's, and up to 30 are a blur but I was exceptional at that particular sport. That never happned to me. 
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#7116306 - 01/31/12 08:33 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
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Registered: 03/28/02
Posts: 50257
Loc: Denton
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13 at my friends deer leas near Hamilton.
I had a few dozen california coolers before than, bu that was the first burra.
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#7116359 - 01/31/12 08:44 PM
Re: Tell the story of your 1st beer.
[Re: Manchu]
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Registered: 02/13/03
Posts: 16997
Loc: Château d'If
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dang i can't even remember Me neither, but that’s because I’ve never drank beer. TFP
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