Man, have I got some stories for ya'll!

-Alton

What's bud. How the wife, the dogs, work ect.

Oh man! I'm not knockin' the TFF, but it's amazing all the stuff I can get acomplished when I'm not on the dang computer all the time!!!

-Alton

Alton,

I found you a new signature!

Stories about what?

I bet you paced the house and drove the wife and dogs crazy.

Never noticed you were gone.

Yeah, Tom called me and told me about that! It looks like it might be too big and get me in trouble again! Tom told me that he really wanted to keep it for himself, though!

-alton

I can resize it to fit!

Paul, you were prolly happy for my absence! I'm surprised you haven't put me on the ignore user thing!

-Alton

Well, I was going to welcome you back, but not now.

Did I miss anything exciting while I was gone?

-alton

Ask MM about the package he got in the mail. From Ennis

I'm afraid to ask about ANYTHING that originated in Ennis! Whatever happened, it reeks of Derek!!!

-alton

I got one, too.

JW, feel free to change the wording under my name back to Super Guru.

I got a good laugh outta that one! Tom can't hold me! He can't even drink Maker's without crying about it! Tommy, I told you a couple of weeks ago how to handle that stuff! Pull my thread on it and go give it another try!

-alton

Better?

Alton,

Our friend passed. That wheel chair is waiting a new life again.

Thanks again man!!!!

Who are you? It's like I dont even know you anymore..

No, really....who are you?

I'm new to this forum and just trying to introduce myslef around here.

I was hoping to find someone that had a code reade to read some fault codes on my Ford Pinto.

-alton

There is and app for that.

Paul, why are you dogging me? You know there's no way in hell I have an I-phone, or any other smart phone for that matter!

I can't even figure out how to post a youtube music vid, or use those dayum smiley face things yet!!!

LOL

-alton

Maaaaaaybe.

Nice to meet you.
Please send me you banking info because I have $56,000,000 USD which I need to transfer out of this country before the rebels take over. It was left to me by my great, great grandmother, Theresa The Ho', via care of a Barrister named mouldybits in London. It seems Mr Bits has bit the dust from cirrosis and I have 48 hours to clear the account before the rebels of my country freeze all international accounts. I will give you 1/2 of the money, for letting me use your American bank account as a transfer vehicle.














Then you can buy your OWN code reader, you cheapskate !

OF, did you by any chance see that Dateline episode on that kind of thing? The guy that Dateline tracked down kept telling everyone that his name was Barrister. It was a good episode and that was a pretty good post!

-alton

No I didnt.
We're running out of time. Please submit your info, or I will be forced to make this offer to a one legged midget crackhead I know from Bossier city.

Welcome to the forum Alton.

Kev.

Welcome to the forum, Alton. Found this just for you.
Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Hilda Björn, a devoted christian from Iceland who was married to Late Engr. Brown Björn {PhD} who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in Saudi Arabia for 19 years before he died on the 25th of August, 2009. Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,142,728.00 Dollars with a bank In Canada.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a church, organization or good person that will utilize this money in good faith by setting up a charity organisation.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and I kept this deposit secret till date, this is why I am taking this decision. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you as the present beneficiary of this money. Please contact me via my email address on the subject.
Await your responds and God bless you.
Mrs. Hilda Björn

Hey Alton. Where you been? And... Where do you get off talking about "beeing away from the computer"? If you're too busy for us allofasudden and need some kind of mobile device or laptop, so maybe you can find time for us while you're pooping or boozing it up at who-knows-where with who-knows-who, let us know. Is that it Alton? If we give you some expensive technology WILL WE BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU THEN? CAN YOU FIND A SPARE MINUTE OR TWO WHILE YOU'RE OUT "ACCOMPLISHING THINGS" THEN?

PFFT!

ahem, he was "unavailable" for two weeks

I know. I was watching Anger Management on dvr and was doing the scene where the gal from the bar does the freak out while eating cake. It was a very intellectual post. I should have dumbed it down for OT.

sorry, i should have known that

hola penda joe

what?

pinchy bofo