OF, did you by any chance see that Dateline episode on that kind of thing? The guy that Dateline tracked down kept telling everyone that his name was Barrister. It was a good episode and that was a pretty good post!

-alton

No I didnt.
We're running out of time. Please submit your info, or I will be forced to make this offer to a one legged midget crackhead I know from Bossier city.

Welcome to the forum Alton.

Kev.

Welcome to the forum, Alton. Found this just for you.
Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Hilda Björn, a devoted christian from Iceland who was married to Late Engr. Brown Björn {PhD} who worked with MULTINATIONAL OIL COMPANY EXXON AS A DRILLING RIG SUPPLIER in Saudi Arabia for 19 years before he died on the 25th of August, 2009. Before his death, he deposited the sum of 5,142,728.00 Dollars with a bank In Canada.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next eight months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a church, organization or good person that will utilize this money in good faith by setting up a charity organisation.
I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and I kept this deposit secret till date, this is why I am taking this decision. Upon your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you as the present beneficiary of this money. Please contact me via my email address on the subject.
Await your responds and God bless you.
Mrs. Hilda Björn

Hey Alton. Where you been? And... Where do you get off talking about "beeing away from the computer"? If you're too busy for us allofasudden and need some kind of mobile device or laptop, so maybe you can find time for us while you're pooping or boozing it up at who-knows-where with who-knows-who, let us know. Is that it Alton? If we give you some expensive technology WILL WE BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU THEN? CAN YOU FIND A SPARE MINUTE OR TWO WHILE YOU'RE OUT "ACCOMPLISHING THINGS" THEN?

PFFT!

ahem, he was "unavailable" for two weeks

I know. I was watching Anger Management on dvr and was doing the scene where the gal from the bar does the freak out while eating cake. It was a very intellectual post. I should have dumbed it down for OT.

sorry, i should have known that

hola penda joe

what?

pinchy bofo