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#7101190 - 01/27/12 05:29 PM Joke of the day
Bobcat1 Offline
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Registered: 01/15/07
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Loc: Sanger,Texas
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused
her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and
sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor
about her baby.
The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The
babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks
to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a
beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the
name Denise."

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."
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#7101221 - 01/27/12 05:38 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
CrappiePoppie Offline
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Registered: 10/28/11
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Loc: Wylie
UR Killin Me rolfmao rolfmao rolfmao

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#7101227 - 01/27/12 05:41 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
DaveB Offline
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Registered: 06/04/07
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Funny right there. rolfmao clap
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#7101377 - 01/27/12 06:22 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
Stucky76 Offline
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Registered: 06/04/07
Posts: 8127
Loc: Bedford, TX
HA HA
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#7101458 - 01/27/12 06:50 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
Fishbonz Online   content
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Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 466
Loc: Lancaster,Tx. Dallas county
I first heard that one from the late great Justin Wilson.It was funny then and funny now.
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#7101846 - 01/27/12 08:49 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: DaveB]
FishFinder Frank Offline
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Registered: 02/01/08
Posts: 2232
Loc: Saginaw, Texas
Originally Posted By: DaveB
Funny right there. rolfmao clap
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#7102003 - 01/27/12 09:21 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
rockhopper Offline
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Registered: 04/28/09
Posts: 502
Loc: Wise County
Ha Ha. Let me guess, you're here til Thursday....right?

Keep em coming!
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#7102642 - 01/28/12 05:29 AM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
Black Bass Blake Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 5414
Loc: Texas, Ellis Co.
Defunny
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#7102970 - 01/28/12 09:20 AM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
gborg Offline
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Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 661
Loc: WEATHERFORD
Now what would larry the cable guy say about that?!

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#7103451 - 01/28/12 11:49 AM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
mark chatelain Offline
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Registered: 03/11/05
Posts: 244
Loc: Carrollton texas
LOL!
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#7104149 - 01/28/12 04:57 PM Re: Joke of the day [Re: Bobcat1]
livtofish Offline
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Registered: 08/18/10
Posts: 21
Loc: Texas, USA
Funny
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