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#7097851 - 01/26/12 08:34 PM I want one of those.......Amish Elevator
CrappiePoppie Offline
Angler

Registered: 10/28/11
Posts: 282
Loc: Wylie
Amish Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in
a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the
walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond
stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
said quietly to his son.....

'Go get your Mother' banana

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#7097945 - 01/26/12 08:53 PM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
crappieking95 Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 04/05/09
Posts: 2035
Loc: DuncanvilleTX
Ahaha idk if im the only one who gets this; but its funny!!!!!

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#7098321 - 01/26/12 10:23 PM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
jparadise Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 08/09/11
Posts: 27
Loc: Bridgeport, TX
thats greatness

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#7098658 - 01/27/12 01:33 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
northtexascrappiehunter Offline
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Registered: 02/21/09
Posts: 1876
Loc: Corinth Texas
lmao!!!
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#7098820 - 01/27/12 06:51 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: northtexascrappiehunter]
Playing Hooky Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 03/18/10
Posts: 1683
Loc: Wylie TX
banana
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#7099007 - 01/27/12 08:02 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: Playing Hooky]
Buzzard Breath Offline
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Registered: 09/25/11
Posts: 630
Loc: 32°42.136′N 97°6.772R...
grin
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#7099231 - 01/27/12 08:49 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
SLABmeSILLY Online   content
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Registered: 05/31/06
Posts: 4063
Loc: Arlington
good one!...hahahah

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#7099299 - 01/27/12 09:05 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
bull squat Offline
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Registered: 04/09/11
Posts: 641
Loc: Merit Texas
Funny!
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#7099398 - 01/27/12 09:32 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
WestTxJiggin Offline
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Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 323
Loc: Sweetwater, TX
rolfmao
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#7099611 - 01/27/12 10:16 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
Chadilac Offline
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Registered: 11/10/11
Posts: 17
Loc: Texas
everybody needs one!
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#7099626 - 01/27/12 10:19 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
Wylie Crappieman Offline
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Registered: 01/28/02
Posts: 19698
Loc: Wylie,Tx
rolfmao
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#7099671 - 01/27/12 10:31 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: CrappiePoppie]
No-3lb-er Offline
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Registered: 10/31/05
Posts: 1062
Loc: Texarkana, TX
CHINESE SICK LEAVE :

'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
>
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
> today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
> hurt, I no come work.'
>
> The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
> need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
> wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
> better and I go to work. You try that.'
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
> say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
> nice house'


Edited by No-3lb-er (01/28/12 09:17 AM)
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#7099811 - 01/27/12 11:07 AM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: No-3lb-er]
CrappiePoppie Offline
Angler

Registered: 10/28/11
Posts: 282
Loc: Wylie
LMAO rolfmao

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#7101211 - 01/27/12 05:35 PM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: No-3lb-er]
Bobcat1 Offline
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Registered: 01/15/07
Posts: 9942
Loc: Sanger,Texas
Originally Posted By: No-3lb-er
CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
>
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
> today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
> hurt, I no come work.'
>
> The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
> need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
> wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
> better and I go to work. You try that.'
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
> say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
> nice house'
rolfmao rolfmao rolfmao
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#7101505 - 01/27/12 07:04 PM Re: I want one of those.......Amish Elevator [Re: Bobcat1]
Hickory Nut Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 128
Loc: Wichita Falls
This guy gets a call from his doctor and the doctor says, I have some bad news and some worse news. The guy says ok what's the bad news. The doctor says, your tests came back and the best we can tell, they indicate that you have twenty four hours to live.
The guy says, what could be worse than that? The doctor says, I forgot to call you yesterday.
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