After a several year long debate ...

I'll pass on applying for the grant. We'd end up having to throw back all of the left-handed ones because they are so rare. My next study is to find out which ones taste better.

That is true but, my bad joke about left handed fish doesn't work if you want to throw facts in the way.

The quickest way I tell is to see which way their "fin" bends!

Wow.