I am tempted to submit my very first fly from some 15+ years ago, which I kept under the advisement of a real pro. Spinning hair looked cool. So I had to try it. However, to submit such a thing would have to be cheating on some level, it resembling what would be left of a starving rat that that ate fly tying tread that in turn somehow exploded.
However, if butt-ugly is what the master wants, I'm sure I can spin a couple up! I'm in.
