Vances camp just opened up the boat ramp and was stocked with over 100,00 full sized crappie!! Went today and caught 4 17 1/2 lb crappie total catch was 432 caught. I just started fishing yesterday for the first time in my life and now have my own fishing guide service for vances camp if anyone is interested dont be afraid to ask, my guide service fee is 10$ for an hour or 600$ for the day. you will need to provide the boat, rods, bait, beer, and snacks. i will provide my expert skills and a good time. good luck and happy fishing! all sales are final

yor smaart!

Do you take credit cards?
I have an email that says I'm gonna be rich from some foreign inheritance.
How about a post dated check?

Do you take food stamps???

Can I bring the In-laws from Peaster ?? How much beer do you drink ?

Do you provide the Antibiotics? I was there years ago before it closed, and that was a NASTY place.....

I call B.S.

Welcome to the fourum "CrappiEking"(if that's your real name). That was a beautifully crafted post. I like you already.

marooooon

here we go!

$10 an hour, $600 full day. Can I fish for 24 hours instead of a day?

can i take a couple of shots of CROWN then i may fish 2 days....lol

Why would someone come up with such a great first post and then not come back? Great sense of humor!

gitterdone

Im in!!! Where do I meet you?