Now for the test......ready?????

1) Where does Red Barn Cove get it's name?
2) Where can you always catch big fish?
3) What do certain humps do in the winter?
4) What is diet milk?

True or False
1) It's okay to drive through schooling fish with the big motor.
2) When fishing with Superduck, always let him back the boat into the water.
3) A center console boat is called this because the console is in the center of the boat.
4) When trolling always stay in open water away from all other boats.

Multiple Choice
1) To catch the Ever Elusive Yellow Bass you must
a) Use the power of the Force
b) Fish the Iron Horse with a 2.5 ounce slab in 10' of water
c) Follow me
d) Ask a member of BPS

2) When in the middle of a boat show and you hook into a huge hibbie, you should:
a) Look around and yell out "I'm the Man"
b) Scream like a little girl
c) Say a silent prayer that you hope the seven knicks on your line don't give, because you were too lazy to re-tie
d) Land it and enjoy some diet milk afterwards

Good luck!!

The Bus is Short Because

1) Where does Red Barn Cove get it's name? The red barn is where i tell my wife im going when i am really going fishing.

2) Where can you always catch big fish? I have never been skunked at Dillons yet.

3) What do certain humps do in the winter? This is a G rated forum.

4) What is diet milk? Diet milk comes from skinney cows that are on the Atkins diet.


True or False


1) It's okay to drive through schooling fish with the big motor. Only if you want to test my 2oz slab casting skills (from my boat to yours)

2) When fishing with Superduck, always let him back the boat into the water. I don't know super duck but are you sure it is ok to let a duck drive?

3) A center console boat is called this because the console is in the center of the boat. This one is false. A center console boat has the diet milk distribution equiptment located in the center of the boat.

4) When trolling always stay in open water away from all other boats. Once again Only if you don't want to test my 2oz slab casting skills (from my boat to yours)



Multiple Choice
1) To catch the Ever Elusive Yellow Bass you must? Im going with d) Ask a member of BPS.

2) When in the middle of a boat show and you hook into a huge hibbie, you should: c) Say a silent prayer that you hope the seven knicks on your line don't give, because you were too lazy to re-tie (Been there done that)

Great answers. You scored an 88!!! Who's next???

1) Where does Red Barn Cove get it's name? big red barn
2) Where can you always catch big fish? The aquarium at Cabelas
3) What do certain humps do in the winter? They give you a prize next fall
4) What is diet milk? Bad, just like everything else diet

True or False
1) It's okay to drive through schooling fish with the big motor. true, and appearantly people really appreciate it since they toss free slabs your way for doing it
2) When fishing with Superduck, always let him back the boat into the water. depends, is it my boat? If not, I assume this could be a source of entertainment
3) A center console boat is called this because the console is in the center of the boat. false, it is called a center console because it consoles you and helps you find your center by getting you out of the house and taking you fishing
4) When trolling always stay in open water away from all other boats. false, always stay away from open water so you don't fall in

Multiple Choice
1) To catch the Ever Elusive Yellow Bass you must
a) Use the power of the Force
b) Fish the Iron Horse with a 2.5 ounce slab in 10' of water
c) Follow me
d) Ask a member of BPS
e) carry a can of yellow spraypaint

2) When in the middle of a boat show and you hook into a huge hibbie, you should:
a) Look around and yell out "I'm the Man"
b) Scream like a little girl
c) Say a silent prayer that you hope the seven knicks on your line don't give, because you were too lazy to re-tie
d) Land it and enjoy some diet milk afterwards

Dude.. that is so easy I dont want to score 100 next questions please

This is good stuff guys, keep it going!!!

My answer is A to everything!!!

It rains for two days and this happens.....can you imagine what goes on up North on the forums when stuff freezes over for 6 months?

Entertaining RH fisherman's test with good intention! Very SSSSmart the EL!!
I only know the answer to the first question. Its called Red Barn cove cuz its so BIG and shapes like a peanut??

I got an F so I am going back to the "school"!!

OK.. here I go

1) Where does Red Barn Cove get it's name? DUH...big red barn
2) Where can you always catch big fish? Down by the dam
3) What do certain humps do in the winter? come on.. too easy.. they flatten out
4) What is diet milk? BEER...mostly coors light

True or False
1) It's okay to drive through schooling fish with the big motor. On Hubbard= TRUE..but really False..
2) When fishing with Superduck, always let him back the boat into the water. That is a big negative ghost rider..
3) A center console boat is called this because the console is in the center of the boat. TRUE
4) When trolling always stay in open water away from all other boats. On Hubbard False...but really True
Multiple Choice
1) To catch the Ever Elusive Yellow Bass you must
a) Use the power of the Force
b) Fish the Iron Horse with a 2.5 ounce slab in 10' of water
c) Follow me
d) Ask a member of BPS

2) When in the middle of a boat show and you hook into a huge hibbie, you should:
a) Look around and yell out "I'm the Man"
b) Scream like a little girl
c) Say a silent prayer that you hope the seven knicks on your line don't give, because you were too lazy to re-tie
d) Land it and enjoy some diet milk afterwards


From my experiance fishing Hubbard for 15 yrs... what you are not suppose to do... they do on Hubbard

Todd you know you couldn't find your way to the red horse if you wanted too!!!

Man I tried to spell that word horse three different ways and it looked wrong every time, I'm trusting google LOL!!! Maybe I'm the dummy..

It still looks wrong!

You guy's have too much time on your hands.

Dont know the red hose. But I know where the peanut hang out is...

I just bought new boat........... maybe I need to re-think about going to Hubbard to fish, although I do like to yell out I AM THE MAN when I catch fish.

I knew if I hung out with you guys long enough someone would steal something. Who took my signature ID ?

You know the Grove-ite stole it!!!

Calm Down Gene I am making you a new one

Great answers guys!!!! Varner, you cheated and are disqualified. Gene, when you yell out I'm The Man...it's like Satan playing hockey. Sea Pro Todd and luv to fish are tied for first right now!!! Empty net would have been tied for first but you answered the diet milk question wrong

Since I always cheat off of Luv to Fish I will incorporate his answers as well. So now there is a three way tie for first place..... unless I am now disqualified.

Only if you can answer this one question:

Where is the Mystery Hump?

In the middle!

Now that's funny right there!!!

Kinda wish I had me one of those LOL!!!

or THREE!!!!