Q: What do you call an aluminum canoe that's been stored upside down out in the sun, for oh, like 23 years
A: My canoe
B: My Grumann
C: A noisy old canoe you can borrow
Q: What do you call a plastic kayak that's been stored upside down out in the sun, for oh, like 5 years ?
A: Faded and cracked
B: My last kayak
C: For sale CHEAP
Unless you are wearing a grass skirt and sleeping in a ditch and eating only road kill, you too are part of 'the problem'.