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#4173759 - 11/20/09 07:52 PM
Bad news, good news, and great news!!
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 06/12/05
Posts: 1509
Loc: arlington
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia, her husband answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties,
"We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued,"When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her." Stunned, the husband screamed, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow.
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#4173765 - 11/20/09 07:54 PM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
[Re: Trout Bum]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 06/12/05
Posts: 1509
Loc: arlington
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wow, didn't realize i had that many posts, and i have been a member since 2005!!! what a ride it has been. always great chatting on the web!!
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#4173890 - 11/20/09 08:29 PM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
[Re: Trout Bum]
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Registered: 07/02/06
Posts: 489
Loc: Keller, TX and now Chandler, A...
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Sick but I found this hilarious.
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#4174033 - 11/20/09 09:04 PM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
[Re: fishybiz]
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Outdoorsman
Registered: 02/05/09
Posts: 37
Loc: aubrey tx
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thanks for the good laugh after a long week
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#4174856 - 11/21/09 07:55 AM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
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Pro Angler
Registered: 02/09/09
Posts: 878
Loc: Murphy, Tx
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Great joke, when I told my wife she just looked at me...
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#4175180 - 11/21/09 10:29 AM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
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Angler
Registered: 07/02/06
Posts: 489
Loc: Keller, TX and now Chandler, A...
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Quote from mine was (after similar still faced look...), "figures you'd think that's funny...".
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#4175305 - 11/21/09 11:05 AM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
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Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 1705
Loc: SW Richardson
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Edited by LegendRick (11/21/09 03:15 PM)
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Unless you are wearing a grass skirt and sleeping in a ditch and eating only road kill, you too are part of 'the problem'.
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#4175636 - 11/21/09 01:53 PM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
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Registered: 03/03/09
Posts: 1705
Loc: SW Richardson
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Edited by LegendRick (11/21/09 03:16 PM)
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Unless you are wearing a grass skirt and sleeping in a ditch and eating only road kill, you too are part of 'the problem'.
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#4179816 - 11/22/09 09:04 PM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
[Re: StevenNDallas]
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Outdoorsman
Registered: 03/24/06
Posts: 146
Loc: SW OK
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for after tragedy comes humor thank goodness!
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#4181013 - 11/23/09 10:47 AM
Re: Bad news, good news, and great news!!
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Outdoorsman
Registered: 02/24/04
Posts: 68
Loc: GARLAND,TX
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That's a good one.
James
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