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#4107804 - 11/01/09 06:32 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: South TX Legend]
ezbassin Offline
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 01/15/04
Posts: 8373
Loc: Mansfield, Tx.
You know you are a bass angler when you have a question about anything and the first place you go for an answer is the TFF.

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#4107809 - 11/01/09 06:33 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: SKIBO]
ezbassin Offline
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 01/15/04
Posts: 8373
Loc: Mansfield, Tx.
Originally Posted By: SKIBO
when your kids both son and daughter can tie a trilene knot before they can tie their shoes
rolfmao rolfmao rolfmao

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#4108241 - 11/01/09 08:23 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: ezbassin]
Serene One Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 05/30/07
Posts: 222
Loc: Whitney
When you dream about big mouth, fat girls. (female bass that is)

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#4108588 - 11/01/09 10:16 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: crankin'_dave]
texas_82 Offline
Angler

Registered: 05/06/09
Posts: 426
....when you read some of the lines off the forum out loud to your wife and she gets mad at you because they are so true.

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#4109242 - 11/02/09 09:03 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: K.D.]
nellayor Offline
Angler

Registered: 01/16/02
Posts: 284
Loc: Dripping Springs
Originally Posted By: K.D.
"You know you're a bass angler when...."

you dream of fishing and set the hook in your sleep.

You know you got it bad when your wife immediately says "is it a keeper?" and reaches for the net in her sleep.


I was dreaming about fishing one night, set the hook in my sleep, rolled out of the bed, hit my head on the nightstand and ended up with stitches over my right eye.

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#4109283 - 11/02/09 09:18 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Smile-n-Nod]
FlipAJig Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 03/05/04
Posts: 52
Loc: Hopewell / Lake Fork
You love the smell of anise and 2 stroke smoke in the morning
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#4109393 - 11/02/09 09:42 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
catslayer Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 03/03/08
Posts: 1529
Loc: Straight outa Johnson county.....
+1000000000 on the paisley songs...
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"I'll never mess with bee's or wasp anymore, and I'll never gig another beaver..." words from a man who learned things the hard way.
http://asubassanglers.weebly.com/

Bass Anglers at Angelo State University on facebook

www.bayououtdoors.com V&M Baits

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#4111828 - 11/02/09 09:27 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
Armadillo888 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 08/24/09
Posts: 28
Loc: Rockwall/Stephenville, Tx
Originally Posted By: Antfish89
"You know you're a bass angler when...."

You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it.


I thought about that at a Halloween party. Everyone was like, you would think of something like that.
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Tarleton State University

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#4111992 - 11/02/09 10:12 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Armadillo888]
joepal Offline
Angler

Registered: 02/26/01
Posts: 408
Loc: garland tx
you spend all your paycheck in the fishing dept at bass pro
just because you work there

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#4114826 - 11/03/09 06:08 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: joepal]
Backlash2 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 11/12/03
Posts: 170
Loc: Azle,Tx
When your fellow workers call you the Bass Master
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Go Fishing,Good Luck!!!!
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#4120877 - 11/05/09 11:49 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
WCL BASS Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 10/20/09
Posts: 89
Loc: ARLINGTON, TX
YOU KNOW YOURE A BASS ANGLER WHEN" YOUR BOAT IS IN THE GARAGE AND YOUR WIFE"S CAR IS IN THE RAIN!

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#4120898 - 11/05/09 11:54 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: WCL BASS]
Onefish bill Offline
Pro Angler

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 929
Loc: Granbury
When you convince your wife eating at the BBQ joint before the monthly Bass Club meeting counts as DATE NIGHT.


Edited by "one fish" Bill (11/05/09 11:55 AM)
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#4121884 - 11/05/09 03:42 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: WCL BASS]
Backlash2 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 11/12/03
Posts: 170
Loc: Azle,Tx
Originally Posted By: WCL BASS
YOU KNOW YOURE A BASS ANGLER WHEN" YOUR BOAT IS IN THE GARAGE AND YOUR WIFE"S CAR IS IN THE RAIN!

Drives her nuts,but I`am not leaving my boat outside.Gambler owner
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Go Fishing,Good Luck!!!!
Backlash2

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#4121961 - 11/05/09 03:53 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Transplant]
RedSkeeter Offline

TFF Celebrity

Registered: 04/12/05
Posts: 7206
Originally Posted By: Transplant
when you would give up a GREAT DAY of sex for a GOOD DAY of bass fishing!

Now that's a Bass fisherman LOL... I'm not that good.... Yet.
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#4123441 - 11/05/09 10:41 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: RedSkeeter]
RANGER185JRP Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 03/27/09
Posts: 90
Loc: Quitman tx 75783
WHEN YOU TAKE THE HOOK OFF A CRANKBAIT AN USE IT AS A KEY CHAIN

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#4123783 - 11/06/09 07:00 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: RANGER185JRP]
ring fry Offline
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 10/25/02
Posts: 3855
Loc: Fort Scott, Ks.
Why would you use a treble hook for a key chain? I don't think I would put it in my pocket! bolt grin

SE Kansas grass grower
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2008 NCAA Mens Basketball Champions
GO JAYHAWKS


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#4123801 - 11/06/09 07:11 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: RANGER185JRP]
chuckwagon Offline
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 04/01/03
Posts: 8296
Loc: Shady Palms Trl. park, lot 17
You catch all nine hooks from your buddy's Hellbender upside the head.....cut the line.....keep fishing! thumb
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****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .

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#4124008 - 11/06/09 08:39 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: J.P. Greeson]
Fish AKA Jerry Offline
TFF Team Angler

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 4076
Loc: Rockwall Texas
Your wifes brand new Lexus sits in the driveway because your 10 year old boat takes up all the room in the garage!
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Interior Foliage and Flowers since 1973

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#4124295 - 11/06/09 09:52 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Fish AKA Jerry]
SoCal Tom Online   content
TFF Celebrity

Registered: 04/10/07
Posts: 5809
Loc: Garland, TX
"You know you're a bass angler when...."

The pull string for the light in the closet breaks, and you replace it with 12lb mono and an old lead bullet weight. Sorry, the closet isn't worth tungsten. smile
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http://www.rayhubbardbassclub.com
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#4124311 - 11/06/09 09:57 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
Mike West Offline
Angler

Registered: 10/28/08
Posts: 451
Loc: lake fork Texas
your boat gets the garage and your truck sits the drive!
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#4127729 - 11/07/09 11:51 AM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Mike West]
CHUNK-N-WINDING Offline
Pro Angler

Registered: 01/04/08
Posts: 598
Loc: Sulphur Springs
Your biology project in high school was anatomy of a largemouth bass. True story, I froze a 13" bass out of winnsboro lake in 1976 and come time to disect the fish, I unfroze it and took it to school. Biology teacher said he would give me an A if I would dispose of the fish. Which I gladly did.
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#4128677 - 11/07/09 07:53 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: CHUNK-N-WINDING]
BoneDaddy Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 157
Loc: Conroe,TX
.....You have two weeks vacation from work and all the dates you schedule are in 2 day increments on thursdays and fridays so you can practice for that weekends tournament!!
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Aaron Bonin
http://www.sevencovesbassclub.com
http://www.myspace.com/bonedaddy2112
lookin for a wall hanger!

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#4128749 - 11/07/09 08:24 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Antfish89]
cuda72 Offline
Outdoorsman

Registered: 08/14/09
Posts: 203
Loc: Burleson, Tx.
Originally Posted By: Antfish89
"You know you're a bass angler when...."

You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it.


Guilty as charged

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#4128863 - 11/07/09 09:24 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: Smile-n-Nod]
Captain Clint Offline
Extreme Angler

Registered: 08/06/06
Posts: 1735
Loc: Lake Austin, Lake Falcon and C...
1. When I take my wife on a date and wear a shirt with my sponsors and name sewn on it because I have not shopped for (non-fishing) clothes in over 5 years.
2. When I iron my clothes for a tournament, but do not to go to church.
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903-918-9469
Sponsors - Custom Angle Rods, Costa Sunglasses, Santone Lures, Grande Bass


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#4128906 - 11/07/09 09:40 PM Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..." [Re: ring fry]
H20 Dawg Offline
Pro Angler

Registered: 03/06/09
Posts: 877
Loc: Kansas
Originally Posted By: ring fry
Why would you use a treble hook for a key chain? I don't think I would put it in my pocket! bolt grin

SE Kansas grass grower


You wouldn't loose it that way. grin
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Originally Posted By: JCBfromTHF
Water Dogs rock!!!!!

The water is always clearer, on the other side of the lake. ><>

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