You know you're a bass angler when...."
You buy a boat before you but a vehicle to pull it with!!!!!

...When your wife calls you at work to tell you the new BPS catalog came in, and you hold off dropping a duece at work so you can read it in your own bathroom

...when you have a Porta-Potty on the front deck.

You can shoulder a tackle bag with all the "aplomb" of a downtown Neiman Marcus fashion model......defiant look in your eye as you exude an air of....NO SHAME! NO SHAME!

you cut a perfect hole in the garage wall for your moter, so the boat fits

Thanks, everyone. What a great bunch of posts (and posters)!

You know you're a bass angler when....

You put off registering for classes because you're researching a lake map for an upcoming tournament...

You put off homework to read TFF...

You work non stop year round and spend more on fishing than on tuition...

you know youre a bass angler when

have tanlines that only bassfisherman understand how it was possible

Smell like potato chips, b.o., fish, and suntan lotion.

Sell out to a product, just cause you get a couple free packs of worms;)

When your driving and see a hump or rockpile you pretend it was at the bottom of lake, and how many tourneys you'd win off it

Love something that you fail at nearly every cast.

... when your falling asleep at night and you hear a car drive off; you think its a boat getting on pad

You look at everyone at Bass Pro Shops like their amateurs.

You know your a bass angler when . . .

You run out of shower curtain hooks so you decide to use some old 40# Mono out of your fishing bag.

When your boat cost more than your house.

HOA spies have ticketed your 21 foot Crestliner with a third injunction as it sits in a beautiful diagonal pose across your front yard!

Fast food from SONIC lubes the steering wheel as you slip into line at the boat ramp.......you are up next.....NIRVANA!!!

Wifey busts into tears as you give her your latest love offering....a super-tuned, stainless steel speed prop from PROPS-R-US....guaranteed to increase Hole shot by 15 percent! Love is sacrifice!

when you go bass fishin, thats how you know when
your a bass angler.

hahahah, i didnt know that.

when you open your tool box and move the soft plastics to get a socket out !

Got one for yall!

When you work at the Waste Water Treatment plant and you look at the wood fence baffles breaking the "current" in the "mud colored" water you think man I would so pitch a jig to that.

WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!

When you get skunked in the St. Jude's and can't wait to go back for more.