When you drive 100 miles out of the way on your honeymoon so you can stop at a Bass Pro Shop.

When you start planning a wedding anniversary trip to England to surprise the wife, but fail to mention that you alson wanna meet up with a guy there that's on the TFF named mouldybits so he can take ya fishing!

When you spend more time per week reading bassmasters, fishing books, and fishing websites than your text books.

When you have an exam tomorrow, but cant help getting on the TFF.

When you fall asleep watching classic patterns or the bass pros dvds in hopes to absorb some info while sleeping.

When the majority of your lunch breaks are taken at Academy.

Also, when you spend more time surfing the TFF at work than actually doing work.

When your idea of a Big night out on the town is driving 130 miles to spend the night in bass proshop

that great. When you use house plant as targets for pitching.
when you tie your dog's toy on your fishing line to fix the drag on your baitcaster and have him pull and tug and envision that it a twenty pound bass pulling line off your reel at Lake fork

when you set up a video camara to see if you have the perfect hook set and then watch it hundred time to see where you mess up ?

when you have a practice session on proper hook set and neighbor ask what you doing and you say getting ready for a tournament

Bass Pro Shop or Water Bill, Bass Pro Shop or Cable Bill, Bass Pro Shop or Phone Bill!!!

These are great

You know you're a bass angler when:

Kicknbass on your hands doesn't slow you down stuffing a sandwich or crackers in your mouth and you kinda enjoy it

When your hands are yellow on mondays from spike it

When your wife won't look at houses anymore until you say it will work with the boat

When you ask for days off and your boss asks you if you can bring him fillets before they approve or know your actually fishing

When you look at distance to lakes before distance to work before moving.

When you read 6 pages worth of posts to "you know you're a bass angler when..." and can relate to every single post.

Thank you for convincing my wife that I'm not the only addicted one out there!

you can match the name and face of every bass pro from the last 20 years but you couldnt name any actors in the movie you watched with your wife last night.

when u buy an i phone just to use the gps to mark hot spots and to help find local ponds to fish.

You know you are a Bass Angler when: On your way to work you drive across the lake during the spring and turn around and call in sick to work.

You know you're a bass angler when...

You know how to completely work the GPS system on your boat but you still can't program the VCR. (erh....DVD player)

You know you are a Bass Angler when: During the summer your wife and kids say you look like a raccoon.

YOU KNOW YOUR A BASS ANGLER WHEN :

You find it hard too stop talking about Bass behavior too your friends at the bar...

You can't pass a pond on the highway without thinking.......I BET THERE'S ONE GOOD KEEPER IN THERE...

When your sitting in the bait shop.....THINKIN'.....What kinda line did i need....and for which reel.....hmmmmm...ooooohhhhh there's trick worms....

When your wife is sitting there talkin' about her day(Bills...etc..).....When you suddenly look outside too see it's a full moon.....and your out the door in 5 min's flat

Before you go into town you tell your wife too keep u away from the tackle shop.....and even though she kept you away from that tackle shop.....u stopped at the gas station cause they sell what you wanted anyway....



PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE IF YOUR NOT MATURE......SORRY MODS...HOPE I DIDNT CROSS THE LINE on this one.....(sorry if I did)















When your wife asked you during sex if it was wet enough for you and........your response was:........WELL I HAD MY RAIN GEAR ON....PLUS THE BASS WHRE BITING....SO I DIDNT MIND : )

I do that daily on the way to work

You skip the New Year's Eve party because you got to get on the lake early in the morning and start the new year right.

Or, your electronics in your boat cost more than the computer your typing on.

God, you guys are hilarious this morning! Be sure to read 'Just to Fish' I'm still LMAO!

... if you have chartruese and black dots all of your hands for weeks. People ask if its a skin disorder, and your reply is no its all the dyes i used on my soft plastics this weekend.

I know I saw it posted earlier, but I gotta say without a shadow of a doubt. I spent more time testing lures and practicing flippin and pitchin in my in ground pool this year than I did swimmin in it,........ by a long shot

when your kids both son and daughter can tie a trilene knot before they can tie their shoes

Ha! love this one!

You know you are a bass angler when you infant girl is in one arm and rod in other to "fish" with her and count your fish as hers...and when letting her touch the fish she gives it BIG KISS.

Happened yesterday with a little bass I caught with her. Very funny to see

You justify the cost of an iPhone so you can read the TFF during the day because it's blocked at work.