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#4089772 - 10/27/09 03:02 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: SoCal Tom]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 03/11/08
Posts: 1029
Loc: San Antone
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"You know you're a bass angler when..."
with a cop on your tail going down the highway... but you start to speed.... cause you wanna catch and check out that bass boat about 1000 yards up the highway... before it turns off..
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#4089776 - 10/27/09 03:04 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Fish Killer]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 03/02/06
Posts: 2016
Loc: wills point
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I agree w/red skeeter.................
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#4089794 - 10/27/09 03:09 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: StephenPineau]
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TFF Guru
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 44627
Loc: Lake "X"
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"You know you're a bass angler when..."
You're asleep, dreaming of working a Sammy across a point, and a bass hits so hard that it jolts you awake.
TRUE STORY.  I've done that and scared the wife! Wife: What happened? Me: Huh!Wife: You jumped. Did you hear something? Me: Huh? I set the hook.Wife: Huh? Me: I pitched a jig by a sweet stump with a laydown next to it and got a bite and set the hook. I'd a set it more gently if it wasn't a jig but you gotta really put it to the fish on a jig....Wife: Bop! Go to sleep and no more dream fishing!
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#4089805 - 10/27/09 03:12 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: threeseas]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 12/11/04
Posts: 2243
Loc: Lewisville, texas
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You know you're a bass angler when..."
You can't afford new tires for your boat trailer, so you use the ones off your house.
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#4089824 - 10/27/09 03:17 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: joebass2]
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TFF Celebrity
Registered: 04/10/07
Posts: 5809
Loc: Garland, TX
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You know you're a bass angler when..." Your wife is disgusted because she can walk by the TV and identify KVD, Zona, Dean Rojas, Skeet Reese and a handfull of others.  It's working!!
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#4090055 - 10/27/09 04:03 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: RedSkeeter]
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Pro Angler
Registered: 05/21/09
Posts: 873
Loc: Del Rio / Lake Amistad
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"You know you're a bass angler when..." Your first question about class rings was do you have a bass?
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#4090057 - 10/27/09 04:03 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: RedSkeeter]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 1915
Loc: Carrollton, TX USA
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Okay, here's two for one...
If you use "Spike it" in your spaghetti sauce and toast...
You spill "Spike it" all over your hands and ware it like battle wounds...
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#4090117 - 10/27/09 04:16 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Brian McCarty]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 03/02/09
Posts: 2185
Loc: Poth, TX
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Your wife tells you to buy her a perfume you like...and you buy her a can of garlic spray. LOL +1
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#4090145 - 10/27/09 04:21 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Brian McCarty]
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TFF Team Angler
Registered: 04/11/07
Posts: 3450
Loc: my world
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Your wife tells you to buy her a perfume you like...and you buy her a can of garlic spray. WOo-Hoo! My favorite is Hog Wild!!!
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#4090178 - 10/27/09 04:26 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 12/17/07
Posts: 1175
Loc: Azle, Texas
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."
You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it. dont have a pool, so i fill up the bathtub.
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#4090188 - 10/27/09 04:28 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: texasmae]
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Outdoorsman
Registered: 04/04/09
Posts: 100
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
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When you wake up with a jolt and your wife says, "Is everything ok," and you say, "Yeah I set the hook."
When you spend $500 to get to a tournament where the most you can win is $300.
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#4090219 - 10/27/09 04:33 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: The Rock]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 02/03/06
Posts: 1293
Loc: san angelo
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."
You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it. dont have a pool, so i fill up the bathtub. +1 Wife looked at me funny, but I told her I had to see what it looked like.
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#4090269 - 10/27/09 04:41 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Scott N]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 02/24/03
Posts: 1915
Loc: Carrollton, TX USA
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You know your a bass angler
when you spend more on boat repairs then health insurance
you skip paying the rent to fix your lower unit
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#4090292 - 10/27/09 04:45 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: OzzieFish]
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Angler
Registered: 10/28/08
Posts: 366
Loc: Corinth
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You know your a bass angler when
You have two kiddie pools in the back yard
one for clear water.
one for stained water.
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#4090301 - 10/27/09 04:47 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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Pro Angler
Registered: 03/10/08
Posts: 514
Loc: Las Colinas
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Thats funny! I got a 3/4 oz jig in my mirror!
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#4090306 - 10/27/09 04:47 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: K.D.]
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Outdoorsman
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 31
Loc: Hope AR
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."
you dream of fishing and set the hook in your sleep.
You know you got it bad when your wife immediately says "is it a keeper?" and reaches for the net in her sleep. Great !!! I do this too but it wakes my wife up when I set the hook using a power worm(and it is always on a power worm in my dreams) and she always says "wake up your alarm has not even gone off yet and you are already fishing" !! Life is great !!
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#4090319 - 10/27/09 04:50 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: kamerai]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 04/13/09
Posts: 1037
Loc: Denton, TX
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..when your three year old son sees you come in with a shopping bag from bass pro, and he runs and gets his tackle box so you can divvy up the worms. <--happens every time. He just lets daddy 'hold onto' his crankbaits and such because of the hooks.
Edited by krypto357 (10/27/09 04:52 PM)
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#4090338 - 10/27/09 04:56 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: krypto357]
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Registered: 10/23/00
Posts: 9608
Loc: Scroggins, TX
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When you see a puddle in a parking lot and immediately start thinking about what presentation would work. When you wake up with a jolt and your wife says, "Is everything ok," and you say, "Yeah I set the hook." These two at least deserve a TFF coffee cup. PM me your addresses.
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#4090352 - 10/27/09 05:00 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: texasmae]
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TFF Team Angler
Registered: 05/28/03
Posts: 4257
Loc: DFW
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Your wife tells you to buy her a perfume you like...and you buy her a can of garlic spray. WOo-Hoo! My favorite is Hog Wild!!! LOL!
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#4090423 - 10/27/09 05:18 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 05/07/09
Posts: 2574
Loc: Falcon or bust
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when you tell your kids, " sorry there won't be a Christmas again this year, but we can go for a ride in Daddy's new boat. "
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#4090523 - 10/27/09 05:47 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: horseplaydvm]
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Extreme Angler
Registered: 10/22/09
Posts: 1280
Loc: Burleson, TX
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Here I tell on myslef. joined TFF on 10/22/09 and I have spent more time reading, looking up info, diggin for past topics then I have spoke to anyone in my family. Spent probley 10-12 hours a day on TFF already found reasons to spend 1000+ on the boat and I didnt pay but 1000 for it!! Wife already loves TFF!!!
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#4090549 - 10/27/09 05:55 PM
Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: yellow magic 33]
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Registered: 10/23/00
Posts: 9608
Loc: Scroggins, TX
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Your wife tells you every time she hears Brad Paisley's "I'm Gonna Miss Her" your face pops in her head and the "Lagremouth up under that log" line in "I'm Still a Guy" is all YOU You ever seen the guy at a party who tells a joke and busts out laughing while the rest of the crowd is sitting there with a blank look on their faces?  jk
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Please get your neighbors to stop dumping our lakes on their lawns. Plant native grasses and native plants if you want our reservoirs at normal pool - set the example. It has to start somewhere.
Talkin’ the talk is easy, walkin’ it is a little tougher, but just like anything, gets easier the more you do it.
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